Excessive idea: they did fine separately so let us not spoil a good thing. These things rarely go well, no matter how well intended.
@Hall: forgive the 'mericanized humor. The joke behind that is that cops are pigs, hence Duke Nukem.
Going to the Duke Burger.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"