Good idea: Combining Tabitha and the compulsion to Stab...why not?
Not curing the 'bugz on your nutz' problem, where you're trying to sleep but they're up watching TV, trying to walk to the store and grab your "fourty" (bottle), all for a little comedic profit. (ICP reference
(I guess "alternative" sex with homeless prostitute women behind dumpsters doesn't pay in the long run. *itch itch itch* Anybody have a spare razor? I promise I'll bring it back!
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.