Excellent idea: you should write background stories and missions for games like GTA or Saint's Row, or something like that.
Stealing something stealthily to gift for prospective hoebag conquests (claiming you bought it for them, of course), then when you are done defiling them for all they are worth, stealing it back.
"Bitch I didn't buy you that, I *stole* you that, then I
stole it back" (--Violent J, ICP)
