Not the worst but I'd hate to try to be argung that one in court.
Having Alk grow out his hair to play a male character on a RL version of Birdy the mighty:decode, even though the heroine is a psychotic PMSing bee-otch.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy