^^^Baffled at something...and the hat vaguely reminds me of Abraham Lincoln. I'm indifferent about it...much as you must be to a certain internet hero I've recently championed.
Originally Posted by Alkonium
^When you think about it, there's nothing to genuinely suggest that the Count is a vampire. Most counts in real-world history weren't vampires, and most fictional vampires weren't counts themselves.
Maybe the fangs are a nod to the stereotype Christopher Lee originally made popular? *shrug*
Well obviously real people aren't vampires first of all. That's more or less originally a 5000 year old Chinese folk tale if I'm not mistaken. What vampire fics are you referring to?