Excellent idea. I think I've heard of that before. Someone dud it essentially to make a wineholder transformers figure.
A news channel with the crazy "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" guy as the anchor. (It's a reference to the "dirty dave" show iirc in the reality of Robocop movies.)
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy