I should have mentioned that while creepy, they are tiny. If they were bigger, they would be downright monsters.
Here in the Southwestern US, we get some weird creepy bugs. The palo verde beetle.
I first had to find out what it was by typing in a google search of Cockroach on steroids.
Then we have the Arizona Bark scorpion
Interesting fun fact about scorpions. All of them glow under a black light. Even the black ones. Even scorpion fossils glow under a black light.

And handy thing to know... The smaller the claws, the bigger the sting.