^^^Too long you have been beholden to infighting and printing fake money. I declare a new empire, one free from inflation. I declare a new Empire opened to all who long to micromanage the lives of ordinary citizens through technocracy.
"Petting zoos with monkeys. A place where you can pet 'em, and love 'em, and pull on their tails." --Benjamin Brown
That's right, Bixby Snyder folks.