Good idea: I'm sick of all the tired worn out half-assed attempts at classics which really deserve more dignity and respect with a properly done play...and the whole pop culture "thing" masquerading as "contemporary", but is really just MTV after they took all the cool stuff away.
Passing out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class for some variety to "stir things up a bit" w.r.t. the wackiness that will ensue.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"