Oh how I miss being able to eat Cadbury Eggs. It's sheer torture seeing them and knowing I can't digest them anymore. Yes, Lactaid and other lactase pills exist but they only work so far for helping one digest. I envy the rest of you.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.