Good idea, but not as good as that plus stipulations like no talking back, and getting beat down if they violate that stipulation.
Having Lloyd, Harry, T.G., and Palmer Scott (in his "sit on you" mode he did to tim and eric) *do* your worst enemies' mothers before proceeding to aggravate your enemies endlessly.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.