Bad idea: I'm more likely to befriend it and I have a 130 lb. wolf at home. I like dogs and dogs like me.
Hiring one of you people to use a golf club and go beat 8 tons of crap out of the derelict who keeps trying to break into my apartment when I'm not home.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"