And true to his character, McCoy keeps his distance long enough just to burn the place down in one fell post
-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
~~A Vampyre Story~~