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Old 05-31-2002, 10:57 PM   #4
Ben Whatsisname
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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Current Game: Keepsake, Jack Keane
Ummm...

*Sung as Metallus in the tune of "Goodbye" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show:

"Since the day Monkey Island came
(oh my my)
My life hasn't been the same
(oh why why)
These wild feelings, I just can't contain
(no lie lie)
Cuz I want to roam the tri-islands...
dressed like Elaine...

Give myself over...
To her sweet curvy polys...
Engage my dark fantasies...
Not allowed by ESRB...

* Audience is shocked as Metallus rips off his Guybrush pirate outfit to reveal Elaine's blouse and long skirt...

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Just kidding...


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