Tall Guy got LTP ONE in one go!
Either he has heard that one before
or he is bloody brilliant!
(if so he will find playing MYST
a snap with those lateral skills)
LTP TWO:
a man walks into a restaurant
the waiter seats him at a table
the man asks what the day's special is?
the waiter replies seagull sandwiches
the man orders one having had them before
the waiter brings the man the sandwich
the man takes one bite
and starts crying
the man leaves the restaurant
and never goes there again
and never has another seagull sandwich