I have a LTP!!!
SANSPOOF'S POCKET SIZE-LTPs NUMBER 1:
A man on a mission is feeling very hot. His fellow peers are also very hot, so why aren't they opening the windows? The man decides to open the windows to cool himself off. He does this... and dies. How did this man die, and why wasn't he allowed to open the window?
Try figuring that one out! Actually, the answer's quite simple...