*Humphrey Hammerhead loads the last barrel onto the cart and turns to the owner, who hands him 5 gold*
Don't take me for a fool. I'm not like other half-ogres.
*The owner backs away in fear. Nothing is worse to a weak delivery boy than a half-ogre rage. He hands Humphrey 10 gold*
Thankyou very much. Free half-ogres!
*Half ogres are often used as cheap labour, and not renound for their intellect. However, Humphrey is not like the others. His human mother survived his birth, and raised him in the cities, giving him a superior intellect to many humans, but becasuse of his ogre side he could not gain access to any good jobs, but was the leader of a growing group lobbying for their rights*
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