Okay, here's the proper responses, thought up by me:
1. I'd beat you down
2. Not to bloody likely
3. I'd force it down your
4. Something you do for a pasttime?
5. It can be done
6. You mean eat my normal lunch?
7. I'd burst my ear drums
8. Pretty much an everyday occurence
9. Kiss my ass first
10. Kiss my ass again
Please note, the above list is for comical purposes only, I do not actually loathe you.
Have a nice day.