Pedro: How about 9$ and a Chewie Pez dispenser?
Boba Rhett: *Snaps open a can of Pepsi and fills a glass*
First you have to sign here, here, here and here, as well as your initials here and here. Keep in mind that I am not responsible for any dismemberment or damage cause to but not limited to yourself or your family/loved ones. By joining the Dark Side you agree to only wear black and have a red lightsaber. Having wrinkles and a cane is a bonus and will be payed accordingly. You get extra credits for dissing any Death Projects we have as well as chopping any family members' arms.
You can do it your own way
Just as long as it's done just how I say...