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[Dath Maximus]

As many of you pods of biowaste know, I have a tendency to harbor hatred and malice toward people or things just because I have severe mental and emotional issues. One example is Jack Johnson, his music isn't half bad, but if I ever met him, I'd introduce him to my two lady friends Princess Christine and Lady sarah (right and left fists respectively) and let them go to town like Niner on a coke binge (thats right, Rogue9 is a cocaine addict.)

I also have a profound hatred of the color magenta and albino squirrels.

So Im curious if anyone else has any profound hatreds of anything with no real rational backings.

Also any tard noobs that post in this thread surrender all rights they have as a human being and thus give their consent for me to harass in any way i see fit.

[jon_hill987]

I hate it when people don't know the difference between their, there and they're.
I hate people putting "init" at the end of a sentence, especially where it doesn't make sense even if they said "isn't it".

[narfblat]

Originally Posted by jon_hill987

I hate it when people don't know the difference between their, there and they're.

Your right, I hate them to.

[MrWally]

Originally Posted by narfblat

Your right, I hate them to.

I also hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

:P

[Lynk Former]

Originally Posted by MrWally

I also hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

:P

I hate it when someone points out one mistake but then doesn't point out the other mistake.

"to"... should be "too"

[MrWally]

Originally Posted by Lynk Former

I hate it when someone points out one mistake but then doesn't point out the other mistake.

"to"... should be "too"

Ah yes. The "to" and "too" doesn't bother me as much, though. What really gets me is when people use a "2" to replace "to" or "too." Or, even worse, when they actually write out "two" and use it incorrectly.

[Pho3nix]

It'd be easier for me to make a list of things I don't hate. Which is, evidently, quite a short list.

[Pie™]

I'll tell you what I don't hate. I don't hate vests.

[MrWally]

Originally Posted by Pie™

I'll tell you what I don't hate. I don't hate vests.

Good.

I don't hate guys who wear scarfs inside. A lot of my friends do, but I honestly don't care. I think there's a large handful of people who can pull it off and look good.


I DO hate female white librarians. I don't think I've ever had a good experience with one of them.

[Hallucination]

Originally Posted by MrWally

I DO hate female white librarians. I don't think I've ever had a good experience with one of them.

I once knew a kid who hated them, too. Turns out he thought that 'librarian' meant 'prostitute'. Which is probably why he has problems with the term 'late fees'.

[RoxStar]

The term "win-win scenario" bugs the everliving **** out of me!

[Anthony]

I have an irrational hatred for SUVs and vans. Every time one pulls infront of me I get pissed off and change lanes if possible. I also hate red lights, and waiting for pedestrians to cross the road.

I have an irrational hatred for apple products. I ****ing HATE iphones.

Actually hell I'll just make a list:
- World of Warcraft - do not talk about this game near me
- Walmart - I dont care if I can buy stuff cheaper there, i refuse to buy a single thing from walmart.
- Starbucks
- Radio advertisements
- Radio calibre "soft rock"
- People who chew loudly/ with their mouth open (this would appear rational except it pisses me off to the point of blowing up at them)
- Mcdonalds
- Obese people - This one is rather specific and maybe some of you will take offense to it but seriously, if you're THAT fat and youre not doing anything about it, gtfo. and when I say obese I don't mean overweight, I mean close to blimp size.
- People who walk slowly infront of you - I run into these people on purpose
- People speaking loudly to me when the surroundings are quiet.
- Parents who let their kids cry endlessly

I'll update this list with about 10000 other things when I get back from work

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by Anthony

- Obese people - This one is rather specific and maybe some of you will take offense to it but seriously, if you're THAT fat and youre not doing anything about it, gtfo. and when I say obese I don't mean overweight, I mean close to blimp size.
- People who walk slowly infront of you - I run into these people on purpose

Both of these are on my list. I know I'm terrible but I couldn't live with myself if I was obese. And I encounter slow-walkers almost daily walking to class and they really need to gtfo of the way.

[DarthAve]

Originally Posted by Anthony

- People who walk slowly infront of you - I run into these people on purpose

My school has so many people like that. They walk insanely slow down the hallway, get right in front of you when you try to pass them, and call you out like your some kind of bitch when the bell rings in 5 seconds and you're going to be late to class. >.>

I especially hate when tall people are like this. Because those with long legs have long strides, and they are just wasting their efficiency. Because I have short legs and running down the hallway with half your locker's contents in heels as your teacher gives you the stare isn't always ideal.

Also when people you barely know try to intrude into your relationships and what goes on behind closed doors...

Lastly, parents who push their kids towards the giant kitty kat mascot when they're obviously afraid and going to cry if near me. Ignorant *******s...

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by DarthAve

Also when people you barely know try to intrude into your relationships and what goes on behind closed doors...

yes well police generally have a problem with felonies

[Tyrion]

Originally Posted by DarthAve

Also when people you barely know try to intrude into your relationships and what goes on behind closed doors...

The freedom to privately snort coke off your boyfriend's belly while burning a bible while reading aloud from the Communist Manifesto all the while wearing a giant kitty kat mascot costume is a God given, Constitutionally protected right.

[MrWally]

You have a couple legit ones, Anthony. The one that bothers me though is the obese one. Sure, I can understand what you're saying, but a lot of people are obese due to medical reasons--they honestly can't do much about their weight.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by MrWally

You have a couple legit ones, Anthony. The one that bothers me though is the obese one. Sure, I can understand what you're saying, but a lot of people are obese due to medical reasons--they honestly can't do much about their weight.

I guess I forgot to include that but you can usually tell when its for a medical reason and when its not. for example seeing some 400 pound person...eating, on a bus.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

how am i supposed to walk fast AND stare aimlessly up at the sky

[RoxStar]

Originally Posted by jmac7142

how am i supposed to walk fast AND stare aimlessly up at the sky

!

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by RoxStar

!

he aint walkin

[RoxStar]

Originally Posted by jmac7142

he aint walkin

He's Walken now !

Also I hate cheese.

[BongoBob]

Needs moar cowbell.

[Lightsaberboy]

people who say PIN number or ATM machine. redundant, much?

[RoxStar]

Add "Excessively Negative People" to that list.


Wait woops...

[EnderWiggin]

_EW_

[TiE23]

People who think if they blog enough about problems in the world they can fix it.

People like Angelina Jolie.

To a certain extent the ideas most of the people in my English class hold, they're such liberal hippie pu---ies it makes me wanna tear my hair out. Now, I'm a balanced dude and I voted Democrat (like that matters, bleh), but gawd, these people must have their heads up their asses and all they can see is candy and sunshine.
They actually talked about the good sides of banning PB&J sandwiches from public schools because some people have allergies to peanuts. They tangled with the technicalities of enacting a ban like that until my teacher finally reached a moment of common sense and mentioned "people's free will to do what they want".

Idiots on the internet who refuse to type correctly, use actual words, proper punctuation, spelling, sentence structure, paragraphs, etc. Sure, I understand using short hand in instant messaging or text messaging, but on forums? F*CK!

Ditto to jonhill --- "people don't know the difference between their, there and they're."


Err, can't think of anything else at the moment.

[Tyrion]

Originally Posted by TiE23

To a certain extent the ideas most of the people in my English class hold, they're such liberal hippie pu---ies it makes me wanna tear my hair out. Now, I'm a balanced dude and I voted Democrat (like that matters, bleh), but gawd, these people must have their heads up their asses and all they can see is candy and sunshine.
They actually talked about the good sides of banning PB&J sandwiches from public schools because some people have allergies to peanuts. They tangled with the technicalities of enacting a ban like that until my teacher finally reached a moment of common sense and mentioned "people's free will to do what they want".

I take it you didn't raise up a response?

[TiE23]

Originally Posted by Tyrion

I take it you didn't raise up a response?

Oh no, I did. The peanut issue was just one of three or four things they talked about. I repeatedly raised the up the issue of why banning things can be unnecessary, ineffective, and bad. One of my arguments was that it would just be pointless because anyone who had these allergies would know enough to steer clear of them. And that's on top of the fact that (in elementary schools at least) teachers often know which students have allergies to what, with epee pens always at the ready in a the nurse's office. We can't just ban everything that may be harmful. Also, it's important to mention that in our discussion it was only about banning it from being sold at school lunch, and wouldn't stop kids from bringing in their own sandwiches.

Oh, if you have a kid who basically goes into shock at the mere scent of peanuts, then yeah, that's a different story.

----

Oh, and I hate people who are afraid for their kids lives whenever they have a cough, spraying Lysol all over everything. Buying only overpriced food that claim to be "organic" - which is complete bull**** 80% of the time.

[Mike Windu]

Originally Posted by TiE23

Oh no, I did. The peanut issue was just one of three or four things they talked about. I repeatedly raised the up the issue of why banning things can be unnecessary, ineffective, and bad. One of my arguments was that it would just be pointless because anyone who had these allergies would know enough to steer clear of them. And that's on top of the fact that (in elementary schools at least) teachers often know which students have allergies to what, with epee pens always at the ready in a the nurse's office. We can't just ban everything that may be harmful. Also, it's important to mention that in our discussion it was only about banning it from being sold at school lunch, and wouldn't stop kids from bringing in their own sandwiches.

Oh, if you have a kid who basically goes into shock at the mere scent of peanuts, then yeah, that's a different story.

You went about this all cracked, mate. Lead the brigade to ban the peanut butter, then sell it on the side for 500% profit.

Prohibition for peanut bootleggers.... it'll work.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by TiE23

They actually talked about the good sides of banning PB&J sandwiches from public schools because some people have allergies to peanuts. They tangled with the technicalities of enacting a ban like that until my teacher finally reached a moment of common sense and mentioned "people's free will to do what they want".

peanut allergies can be deadly and even indirect contact can result in an allergic reaction?

[Dath Maximus]

ill post a whole shabaggle of my hatreds tonight, you people have no clue how full of rage i truly am

[Kuuki]

Aw, does Dathy need a nice big hug?


...from a stripper?

[Pie™]

I hate it when people don't get an obvious joke.

[narfblat]

Originally Posted by Pie™

I hate it when people don't get an obvious joke.

Agreed, I thought what I said would stand for itself, and it was better than saying, "I also hate people who don't know their homonyms."

Another thing I hate is when web advertisements try to distract from the main page; this done either by spreading into the page so you have to look for an x, or by having some annoying sound. Fortunately LF hasn't had the former, but they've had too much of the latter. I just experienced one here with beeping, but I didn't look for the add as I keep multiple pages open.


@Dath: to be fair, you should also have mentioned the yuppie atheists that demand proof.

[Dath Maximus]

Originally Posted by narfblat

@Dath: to be fair, you should also have mentioned the yuppie atheists that demand proof.

one encounter with me and they suddenly have the fear of god in them, cant explain it really


i also hate it when people wake me when im sleeping with texts or phone calls


like tie.....i will have my vengence you goat sucker

[Darth Avlectus]

I profoundly hate the hell-crap spawn that is a product of:
1) yuppie christians that dath mentioned
(bred with)
2) those strung out hippie derelicts Tie23 mentioned

...Yes, the two have bred together. I want to go on a headbutting spree every time I see them. I frankly don't know how anyone could stand these people.

Another variation: There are mexicans and then there is the brown colored variation on white suburb morons that think just b/c someone in a gang from the bigger city (probably a reject) shares cigarettes with them, they are automatically bad ass. Their grafitti is fail. Claiming to be Native American to get benefits in school. Otherwise exactly like white preppy suburb morons.

Drivers who:
1) don't go the F*CKING speed limit
2) just HAVE to be in front of you then slow down and won't let you pass
3) drivers with ridiculously tricked out cars who decide to cut you off and nearly take your front bumper off all because you didn't give them props for their tricked out piece of S*IT.
4) mostly those who StarWarsPhreak mentioned

Originally Posted by Anthony

- Walmart - I dont care if I can buy stuff cheaper there, i refuse to buy a single thing from walmart.

Seconded.

- Starbucks

Know exactly what you mean: Unfortunately there is 5 of them in the small town my parents live in. No wonder the economy is failing up here.

- Radio calibre "soft rock"
- People who chew loudly/ with their mouth open (this would appear rational except it pisses me off to the point of blowing up at them)
- Mcdonalds
- Obese people - This one is rather specific and maybe some of you will take offense to it but seriously, if you're THAT fat and youre not doing anything about it, gtfo. and when I say obese I don't mean overweight, I mean close to blimp size.
- People who walk slowly in front of you - I run into these people on purpose
- People speaking loudly to me when the surroundings are quiet.

Shared hatred. Will spread.

Originally Posted by TiE23

People who think if they blog enough about problems in the world they can fix it.

Hence the real reason paintballing in the dark was invented.

Ditto to jonhill --- "people don't know the difference between their, there and they're."

Seconded.

Originally Posted by narfblat

@Dath: to be fair, you should also have mentioned the yuppie atheists that demand proof.

<sigh> Don't you mean Achillies here on LF who hangs around the senate?

One last thing I hate: that Mr punk rock loving, fundamentalist, weightlifting, "I'm a vigilante but work road repair", spiky haired, think-I'm-so-bad-b/c-I-can-stare-you-down, SOB whose acting like he's "silent cool" but is really just an insult to the rest of us and taking up space.

[Dath Maximus]

Alright all you filthy filthy spawns of street hookers that had the misfortune of having a burst contraceptive, it's time I list a few of the things that really piss me off. Now I could probably write an entire book about such things, and half of you would no doubt be mentioned in that book (tyrion, m@rs, and other retarded piles of excrement) So I'll just list off a few of the more major things.

Number 1, yuppie christians. If there was ever a group of people that needed to make special kool aid and off themselves its these people. These are some of the most prejudice *******s in the world. They also happen to enjoy shoving their beliefs in your faith in the name of god. Typically anyone who goes around saying "I'm a christian!" in any form of communication based medium has a 99% chance of being one of these puss ridden boils on society. Now I'm not saying all christians are bad, I know many devote christians who i respect, hell I'm catholic. But if you find yourself offended by this, than you can go screw yourself, youre probably a yuppie.

Small yappy dogs. Very similar to yuppie christians, very annoying and easy to beat the bejesus out of. What makes these abominations of the canine world even more unbearable are the owners who insist on shoving the fugly ass rats in your face and say "GIVE ****HEADDOG KISSES!!"

People who go into great detail about ordering a ****ing cup of coffee. No one cares taht you NEED low fat half calf ****, order a cup of coffee like hte rest of the world and drink it, stop pussifying stuff.

Suburban white folk. Now before you people say "Hey, you're white and live in the suburbs!" Keep in mind I grew up in the south on the very rough poor side of town filled with lots of gang violence, I'm anything but suburban and white. These damn honky sons of bitches go around thinking they are all important and stick their noses up at anyone who isnt white and preppy. And the moment they leave the suburb they automatically think they are now worldly and can thrive anywhere. If they acted the way they did in the neighborhood I grew up in they would have had the crap beaten out of them on a daily basis.

Lastly for this post, if you people couldn't tell, I hate retarded n00bs. The dumber you are around me, the more hatred I feel toward you and the more malicious I will be.

[Tyrion]

Originally Posted by Dath Maximus

(tyrion, m@rs, and other retarded piles of excrement)

Aw, I'm mentioned first.

Although, oddly enough I'm not a yuppie christian, a small yappy dog, an anal retentive coffee consumer, or a suburban white person.

Lastly for this post, if you people couldn't tell, I hate retarded n00bs. The dumber you are around me, the more hatred I feel toward you and the more malicious I will be.

Oh. Nevermind.

Anyway, I hate how it seems Mr. Wally is already more accomplished than most of us will ever be in our lives.

[RoxStar]

Originally Posted by Tyrion

Anyway, I hate how it seems Mr. Wally is already more accomplished than most of us will ever be in our lives.

He really has ;;