What would you do with...........? (read first post)

Darth Avlectus · 11-24-2010, 02:17 AM

Ok, should be simple enough. It's the "what would you do with" game.

Paster above you asks the question and inserts random said thing.

You answer and it's your turn to ask the question.

Make it as logical or as silly as you want (both answering and asking).

I.E.
Start by:
"What would you do with"
Finish with inserting said object, etc.:
a chainsaw?
(underline for illustration purposes and completely optional)

Quote:

Originally Posted by poster 1

What would you do with a glass bottle?

Quote:

Originally Posted by poster 2

I'd break it over my head!

***

What would you do with a bicycle?

Quote:

Originally Posted by poster 3

I'd ride it on a bumpy road.

What would you do with your favorite show host?

And so on and so forth.

Let's begin:

What would you do with a drill press?

Alkonium · 11-26-2010, 09:21 AM

I'd use it on every inanimate object I can find.

What would you do with an electrified guitar?

CommanderQ · 11-26-2010, 12:09 PM

Hit a zombie over the head with it! Then melt some faces with awesomeness.

What would you do with a nuclear toaster?

HockeyGoalie35 · 11-26-2010, 01:00 PM

make Nuclear toast: "Only toast cockroaches can eat!" tm.

a tub of cold fusion byproduct waste

RC-3556 · 11-27-2010, 12:13 PM

Use it as toothpaste.

What would you do with SW: The Clone Wars?

N-5/Prudii · 11-27-2010, 02:04 PM

Force my worst enemy to watch it for three days straight.

What would you do with the entire Russian nuclear arsenal?

RC-3556 · 11-27-2010, 02:22 PM

Nuke george lucas and dave filoni 50 times.

What would you do with an electronic Llama

CommanderQ · 11-27-2010, 04:08 PM

I would bring him to an electronic paradise, where I would force the native peoples to worship it, and thus create the New Incan Empire. Based on a Llama.

What would you do with an albino black sheep.

N-5/Prudii · 11-27-2010, 04:32 PM

I would harvest it's wool to make an invulnerable suit.

What would you do with a UFO under your command?

Alkonium · 11-27-2010, 04:46 PM

Reverse-engineer the technology, use it to give humanity FTL travel and artificial gravity.

What would you do with The Book of Pure Evil?

RC-3556 · 11-28-2010, 04:59 AM

Sell it on eBay.

What would you do with a Tank?

Sabretooth · 11-28-2010, 09:02 AM

Put fishes in it. And maybe some water or something. Beer, maybe.

What would you do with a clone of yourself? (Other than THAT)

Alkonium · 11-28-2010, 10:26 PM

The other only meaningful thing you can do with your exact double.

What would you do with an Olympic sized swimming pool full of beer?

CommanderQ · 11-28-2010, 11:48 PM

Throw a match in it, and have an Olympic sized fireworks display. (or...maybe have a fire dance or something like that....)

What would you do with an Olympic-sized pool filled with assorted fruits and strange Japanese snack foods?

RC-3556 · 11-29-2010, 12:13 PM

Sell it to korea as a WMD

What would you do with a girl clone of yourself?

Alkonium · 11-29-2010, 12:46 PM

Like you need to ask.

What would you do with two clones of yourself, one male and one female?

Sabretooth · 11-29-2010, 12:58 PM

Become an overnight worldwide sensation, become rich and have sex with hundreds of supermodels.

What would you do with an Alaskan presidential candidate?

Alkonium · 11-29-2010, 01:19 PM

Bait them into saying something career-ruining on live TV.

What would you do with The Necronomicon?

RC-3556 · 11-29-2010, 01:44 PM

Read it.

What would you do with the space below this that i call my sig?

N-5/Prudii · 11-29-2010, 08:08 PM

Replace the useless text with five videos of Rick Astley contained in a spoiler.

What would you do with ownership of Skywalker Ranch?

Alkonium · 11-29-2010, 08:34 PM

Build an exact, full-scale replica of the Jedi Temple on top of it.

What would you do with power over Cthulhu?

Sabretooth · 11-30-2010, 12:20 PM

Fund his education and help him get a job.

What would you do if a family member/roommate declared your apartment/house a sovereign state?

RC-3556 · 11-30-2010, 12:47 PM

Shoot em, cos their rules say that I can.

What would you do Sabretooth if he were gay?

P.s you do realise im gonna do that now prudii.

Sabretooth · 11-30-2010, 01:18 PM

...if who were gay, and what is a prudii?

N-5/Prudii · 11-30-2010, 04:35 PM

Lol, that's me.

Darth Avlectus · 11-30-2010, 07:55 PM

@ posts starting #22
C'mon guys, give it up. Don't make me call your moms. The thread is "what would you do with."

What do I look like? Do I look like a bitch? Do-I-LOOK-like a bitch? No? Then why you postin' for me like a bitch?

Back on track...

What would you do with a douche bag.

urluckyday · 12-01-2010, 02:52 AM

Hit them? Or are we talking about an object...lol, gotta be specific!

What would you do with 30 million toothpicks?

Sabretooth · 12-01-2010, 10:27 PM

Assemble them in the shape of a tree and be hailed as the greatest ecoist artist that ever lived. After writing the Ecoist Manifesto.

What would you do with a rapper in a wrapper?

Darth Avlectus · 12-03-2010, 02:35 AM

Run away as fast as possible because that sounds like a lawsuit just waiting to happen.

What would you do with a pet Skeletor from Dragon Warrior?

RC-3556 · 12-03-2010, 03:04 PM

Feed it. Your intestines.

What would you do if someone sued you.

Darth Avlectus · 12-03-2010, 03:57 PM

Dunno about *if* but I'd do something WITH their mother.

What would you do with a wisecrack n00b and plastic food wrap?

Alkonium · 12-04-2010, 08:36 PM

Mummify this noob.

What would you do with something known only as "Destiny Meth"?

Darth Avlectus · 12-06-2010, 05:16 PM

Pull a Cheech like with space coke and wreck the neighborhood before blasting off into space to that giant joint in the sky.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alkonium

Mummify this noob.

Why stop there? Why not mummify him naked to a freezing cold light post?

What would you do with a bodyguard calling himself Leeroy Jenkins?

RC-3556 · 12-07-2010, 12:20 PM

Put a cave in front of him and see if he runs into it without heed.

What would you do with the american dream?

Alkonium · 12-07-2010, 12:45 PM

Prove that it's meaningless jargon.

What would you do with the TARDIS?

Darth Avlectus · 12-08-2010, 09:19 PM

Travel time with it, presumably. (Sorry I'm not as adamant about Dr. Who.)

What would you do with a bottle of absinthe?

Alkonium · 12-18-2010, 01:23 PM

Weaponise it.

What would you do with a time loop?

Hallucination · 12-18-2010, 07:27 PM

Relive last Tuesday from 3 a.m. to 4 a.m. a million times.

What would you do with a coupon for an erotic massage or an ode to you from the ghost of Christmas present?

Alkonium · 12-18-2010, 08:48 PM

Get an erotic massage from the Ghost of Christmas Present.

What would you do with one of my typical gender-bending plot devices?

Darth Avlectus · 12-20-2010, 07:28 AM

Twist it to my advantage so much you could not recognize it, and use it in a hentai I create from it. Then profit obscenely and give you none of it.

What would *you* do with a bowl of spagheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetti?