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09-11-2003, 06:15 PM
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plays it bogart
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: new york
Posts: 2,584
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What will he run into next?
Ladies and gentlemen let's welcome the first ultra-semi-uber-annual Runnie Awards!
That's right, the Runnie Awards.
Here's the concept....technically, it's not an "awards game".
As you all know, I've been known to sporadically stip naked and run away crying, which normally follows with a loud crack as my naked self slams against the wall.
That one wall is my enemy. My arch foe. But an arch foe always has minions. And those minions are chosen by YOU!
So, let's get right to it. You guys post over the course of seven days (more or less) and name objects youd like to see me run into (while I'm sobbing nude)
I choose the most interesting and hysterical one, and I (randomly and unexpectedly) do this untill the next award show. I know it's not a brilliant idea...but why the heck not?
one...two...three....GO
I can't seem to think up a good signature.
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09-11-2003, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Israel
Posts: 4,477
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ooh ooh me first me first!
a big bowl of jello shaped as J-los ass!
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09-11-2003, 07:27 PM
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Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Look outside your window...
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cripes, that one's hard to follow Niko 
Govener Phatt in the shower (eeww!) |
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09-11-2003, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 314
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A cactus. 'Nuff said. 
As for running across something, a field of sea urchins. Now that would hurt. |
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09-11-2003, 09:03 PM
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Resident Polak
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 4,913
Current Game: Monkey Island
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How about Chewbacca?
Or a walls companian, the door, witht he doornob jutting out when you run into it naked. OUCHIE. XD
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09-12-2003, 01:56 AM
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.......fin.......
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: *
Posts: 1,002
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Either a slightly-deformed camel or a wall of very bony pre-pubescent girls.
"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"
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09-19-2003, 02:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Israel
Posts: 4,477
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this game is a rippoff! he hasnt been running into any of these objects!
we want our money back!!
*an angry mob starts running towards GB with flaming torches*
*angry mob runs into wall*
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09-19-2003, 06:27 PM
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Insane Psychonaut
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lungfishopolis
Posts: 1,488
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that's it. This is going to the FEEDBACK FORUM. There's some really GOOD whining material HERE!!!
That said...
A Mountain of Cotton Buds. THAT SECRETLY CONCEALS A WALL OF SPIKES.
Please.
You might recognise me.
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09-27-2003, 03:17 PM
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.......fin.......
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: *
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So what have you run into recently?
"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"
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10-18-2003, 07:24 PM
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Rookie
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Monkey Island
Posts: 42
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How about..... you encase urself in wood and run into the termite circus?
Buy Monkey Island today!
*look at reinforced oar* "It looks better, faster, stronger"
"Lucky guess, half the people I know are named Guybrush"
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