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Old 11-04-2003, 03:29 AM   #1
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Bar Fight!!!!

*grabs a bottle o grog and smashes it ova the table and charges at the person who comes in the bar next holding out the broken grog bottle*


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Old 11-04-2003, 07:04 AM   #2
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Gargh!! I will grog you to the death, my good man!


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"Mmmm......vegetarian steak...."
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Old 11-04-2003, 07:09 AM   #3
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*stumbles into the bar, drunk, not knowing what goes on - looks around - shouts "[rage]B A R F I G H T ! ! ![/rage]"*

*ducks under a table and cries like a baby*

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Old 11-04-2003, 08:13 AM   #4
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(also when u attack sum1 and hurt them you can put them out of the form for a certain amount of posts
example: death hits alien with a bottle putting him out for 1 post
but only if u want 2)

*grabs a dart out of the dart board and throws it at alien*


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Old 11-04-2003, 08:28 AM   #5
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>plock<
...................................>plock<
........>plock<

*darts hit the table*

*pulls a chair in front of a gaping hole that is not covered by the table*

[whimpy, desperate voice]ANNE, don't just stand there, help meeeeeee![/whimpy, desperate voice]

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Old 11-04-2003, 06:40 PM   #6
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*pick up table under which alien is hiding, throws it across room*

what, you cryin for YO MOMMA??


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Old 11-04-2003, 06:48 PM   #7
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*takes a dart, dips it in curare and throws it*

>pflep<

*dart hits SMT in the neck who's immediatly going down to the ground like a stone to the bottom of a sea*

now try to run to YOUR mommy!

(SMT cant MOVE for at least 1 round)
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Old 11-04-2003, 06:53 PM   #8
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*drops a large dangerous bomb*


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Old 11-04-2003, 07:12 PM   #9
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*Screams as Andy's stink bomb goes off in her face*

Argh, my eyes, my beautiful eyes! *Cries and runs backwards and forwards*

*calms down*

*Bonnie runs over to where Alien is cowering on the floor, draws a large, scary, Cloud Strife-esque sword, and screams like a Gorrilla on ProZacc at the world in general*

"Come and get me!"

GARGH!
PS- Don't worry Alien, I'll save your hide!


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"Mmmm......vegetarian steak...."
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Old 11-04-2003, 07:35 PM   #10
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*thwacks everybody with a rubber band*


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Old 11-04-2003, 08:23 PM   #11
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Ernil bursts in with his friend bluejay, Tim. Ernil pulls off one of Tim's feather, and starts rubbing Andy with it. Because his hand is rubbing oh-so-gently, she never notices. The rubbing goes on constantly for hours until suddenly, Ernil breaks skin. He then sneezes on it, gets the bearly-visable scrape infected, and then walks away. Andy turns deathly ill in the next 10 minutes.


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Old 11-04-2003, 08:34 PM   #12
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Orca pulls out her handydandy camcorder.

This will make an excellent documentary.
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Old 11-05-2003, 08:44 PM   #13
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*Grabs a sword from out of the wall and swings it at captain andy*


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Old 11-05-2003, 08:50 PM   #14
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Why is everybody always picking one me?

*drops bomb*

Is it because I'm smart?

*drops another bomb*

Is it because I'm pretty?

*drops another bomb*

Is it because I kick ass?

*drops a whole buch more bombs*

Yeah. That must be it.

*leaves, whistling a happy tune*


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Old 11-05-2003, 08:58 PM   #15
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BOOMM!!!!!!!!!!

"ARRRGGGG"

*Death flys out of the bar and lands in the Dirt....in a pile...of...yea*

"Wooooo my head is spinning"

*Climbs on the roof of the roof and pulls off the Scumm bar sign, walks back into the scumm bar and slams it over captain andys head*

"Ha now your head is spinning"


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Old 11-05-2003, 09:03 PM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Andy
*leaves, whistling a happy tune*
I was long gone, honey.


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Old 11-05-2003, 09:06 PM   #17
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um.....

*sprints out of the scumm bar and hits andy over the head with the scumm bar sign*



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Old 11-05-2003, 09:18 PM   #18
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*hears Death_Jedi running up behind her, whips around, and deals him a swift karate kick to the gut before he can hit her with the SCUMM ber sign*

*leaves again*


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Old 11-05-2003, 09:32 PM   #19
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*opens eyes, coughs

*stumbles drunkenly to feet

"DAMN YOU RAY!!"

*Attacks Ray and Ernil's bluejay with two beer bottles


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Old 11-06-2003, 04:58 AM   #20
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*sees that some patrons have left the bar and reluctantly crawls from under the table*

*takes an uncertain look around*

"Hah, you better flee! You're no match for me!"

"I win! I-I-I-I-I WIN! You lose! Oh, I'm so good!"

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Old 11-06-2003, 05:07 AM   #21
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(new rule you can knock people out of the game for a certain amount of posts the highest limit is 3 heres an example)

*death taps alien on the sholder and he turns around, death then punches him in the head knocking him out for 1 post*

(btw that was for real)


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Old 11-06-2003, 07:00 AM   #22
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*glares at Death Jedi*

Hey, I was meant to be looking after him!

*Uses scary Cloud Strife-esque sword on Death Jedi*

THAT'S FOR CHANGING YOUR SQUALL AVATAR! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Cackles manically*

*falls over*


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Old 11-07-2003, 02:23 AM   #23
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*Walks into the bar and says, "Oh, **** this." And leaves.*


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Old 11-07-2003, 04:43 AM   #24
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*sees a lot of stars and cherubs dancing around his head*

"Could someone answer the damn phone!?!"

"Ouw, my head!"

*builds up rage*

"Hey, I just noticed I've got those wicked dangerous claws, sharp teeth and a spearhead-like tail."

*swishes around frantically, thereby taking out several patrons of the bar*

*slips on others' blood and knocks himself out*

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Old 11-09-2003, 12:43 AM   #25
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*jumps on alien and sticks a gun if his mouth*

"eat this"

*shoots the gun blowing a hole in aliens head*


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Old 11-09-2003, 01:24 PM   #26
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Rolls around on a table hitting stuff, then falls off *thud*
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Old 11-13-2003, 08:59 PM   #27
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*Goes back in. "Aw, Hell. I need a drink, anyway.*
*Starts packing heat so he can get a drink*


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Old 11-13-2003, 10:02 PM   #28
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*notices SamnMax's excessive rage, steals a couple bottles of bacardi from the bar and runs for the door, dragging the sexy bartender with her, then trips over aliens body.
*gets up, takes out sidearm and gets into it with SnM (hehehe thats funny if you have a dirty mind)


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Old 11-20-2003, 01:01 AM   #29
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*Socks SMT right in the colon with a deranged look in his eye, egging everybody in the bar on*


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