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Old 11-06-2003, 09:01 AM   #41
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.. everyones friend carls bathroom. "wow." andy was impressed. "he even has a computer in front of the bowl!" ..

"BOWL??" Ray listened up. his favourite game ever was 'the big dark deep unknown' TUM TUMM TUUUUUMMMMM!!! .. now he sees his chance.
but how to get andy and pete, who was extremly usable helping to hack the computer because he could type as fast as noone else, away from that darn computer so that he can play 'the big dark deep unknown' TUM TUMM TUUUUUMMMMM!!! with the bowl?

thinking about the solution he forgot about the game and suddenly found himself upstairs in everyones friend carls bedroom where he found a tv set and a nintendo 64. he called roy and das to come and bring the chips, beer and the blunts. "here i have a copy of diddy kong racing with me, lets have a race and eat chips and drink beer and *cough* on everyones friend carls bed" he said after roy and das came upstairs.

the race was on and ...


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Old 11-06-2003, 11:16 AM   #42
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Roy'sbabe tells roy she needs to speak to him about something important, an hour passed and ray was wondering where roy had gone, das also said carl can replace roy, ray wasn't having any of it......ray said to das we should go and look, das then repied "where do we look first" then ray that they could be...............


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Old 11-10-2003, 12:26 PM   #43
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...miles away already, either now in a tropical paradise or getting qoutation mark transplants for babe...

Das knows though, that Carl can never replace Roy. Who he really ever wanted was always Roy. And now his quest for Roy began...

...Meanwhile, Shivers and Andy get into an argument over spam, and Orca is running around with the rotting remains in her backpack....

...and...um...something...yeah...uh...happend...an d....uh.....
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Old 11-10-2003, 01:21 PM   #44
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Roy's babe shouts at das "you will never get roy he is mine and I will kill you with my uzi if I have to do hand off man" so then das replies to roy,s babe............


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Old 11-10-2003, 01:27 PM   #45
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"OMG! SHIVERS TURNED INTO AN EVIL PURPLE TENTACLE! AND ANDY IS A MONSTER TOO!"

Every stared...not at Shivers and Andy but at Das Mole, for his uncharacteristic use of capitals.

So Andy (who had transformed into a blue-eyed priestess with weird abilities named Alia) and Shivers got into another fight, but this time is was all about taking over the world.

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUM!


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Old 11-10-2003, 01:59 PM   #46
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"you mean TUM TUM TUUUUUMMMM!!!" throws ray in.
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"and what about the movie? oh geez.. this all turns out to be like one of those mushroom trips roy is always talking about."

meanwhile roy is talking about a mushroom trip he had a while ago and that he does not know if its over at this point or will go on for some weeks..
das asked "how much have you consumed exactly?" .. but roy was already up counting the buglegs walking up and down on everyones best friend carls wall.

andy remembered her plans and that she will need loads of money to succeed so she is up to search everyones friend carls house for any valueables to take with.

"ay carumba!" was to hear from the bath. pete the millipede has hacked everyones friend carls computer.

rt'babe smiled...


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Old 11-10-2003, 02:17 PM   #47
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Hey people are we going to the movies or what and stuff the damn millipede, we will miss the film so are we going or not said roy's babe


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Old 11-10-2003, 02:37 PM   #48
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"colors!" roy moaned. "all those colors!"
ray looked around .. "i actually thought we were in b/w?"

"err.." said roy.


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Old 11-10-2003, 02:59 PM   #49
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Meanwhile, Alia and Shiv joined forces and took over the world.


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Old 11-10-2003, 03:17 PM   #50
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But then roys babe jumps about waving a big knife and goes on a mad killing spree, killing everyone in sight.


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Old 11-10-2003, 03:54 PM   #51
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But it was too late. The two wild women had set up HQ somewhere deep in the Caribbean. And roytordes'babe had murdered everyone else. Feeling psychotically remorseful, she threw herself on her sword.

And, uhh, a good time was had by all (who had actually gotten to the movie.)

THE END!


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Old 11-10-2003, 06:05 PM   #52
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...but meanwhile, in Our Lady of Mercy Academy, during a study in the out dated computer lab, Orca WaiL gets mad.

She hits Alia with a dead badger for ending the story game like that.

And then, at that moment....
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Old 11-10-2003, 08:09 PM   #53
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.. THE END! ends as pete interrupts "everyones friend carl has electric sheep porn(TM) videos on his harddisk!" ..
"shut up" ray shouted, then he looked at pete and added "sorry pal, just a reflex." ..
then he turned to andy and shivermetimbers.
"shame on you. you take over the world and then just let the story end. think of all the fun we could have. we even mustnt pay for the movie we were up to see at the complex complex!"
"oh.. thats actually one good point ray." andyannaallenalia and shivermetimbers replied simultaneosly.

and so it was when it really was up to start..

second chapter
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TEH YE OLDE GOLDEN TIMES OF TEH ERRM.. SHEEPS

TUM TUUM TUUUUUUMMMMM!!!
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"ROY!!!" ...


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Old 11-10-2003, 08:28 PM   #54
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"But it wasn't my fault," whined Alia when they caught up to the innocent world-taker-overs. "roytordes'babe murdered you all. What am I supposed to do?"

The ghost crew looked very unhappy, until Orca Wail realized that she could take her head off and juggle it.

"Yay! This gives me a terrific idea!" she said. She got a Caribbean phone book and looked up her love, Bob. You see, Bob's death had always prevented her from revealing her true feelings for him.

She left the group and went to Bob's quiet hidden cottage on Melee Island with this purpose in mind. But little did she know....


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Old 11-10-2003, 08:34 PM   #55
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...word on the street was that Bob already had a biotch. The citzen of Melee told her.
"WHA?!" the ghost Orca Wail was enraged.
She dragged everyone to the SCUMM bar to find out more.

When they got there, they found...

(Hey! you remember my love of Bob! *dances*)
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Old 11-10-2003, 09:09 PM   #56
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A bunch of dirty, swashbuckling pirates, swilling grog and telling bad jokes. They stared for a couple of minutes at the eery-looking newcomers, but most of them were too drunk to be scared or anything.

Orca gingerly stepped over the curtain....to see her Bob in passionate liplock with a common ghost-wench at the table where the Important-Looking Pirates usually sat.

"NOOOOOOOO!" she yelled, and turned, half-running, half-staggering to the door. Das caught her, and held her fast so she wouldn't throw herself off the pier and try to die....again.

"Orca!" cried Bob in genuine amazement. "I thought you were...alive!"

No one said anything for a minute, until the wench looked saucily at Ray, who grabbed her and ran out the door! Bob and Orca both began to cry.

"Nobody loves me," they said at the exact same time. Then they bothe jumped up and hugged each other, making everyone laugh.

"Sho...." Ernil said, about as schnockered as a ghost can get, "when'sha wedding, youngunsh?"

But just at that happy moment....


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Old 11-10-2003, 09:27 PM   #57
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Shivers returns from the ladies room with a fully grown silver beard, in order to impress her beloved Purple, and uses her shrinking ray on Ernil's grog, as well as the barrel in back!

Faced with serious withdrawl symptoms, Ernil begins to do somersaults, trying to ward off the ever ominous hangover.

Meanwhile, Bob and Orca have snuck off to a corner. As the group begins to search for them, Das, who has been pacing the outside perimeter and for some reason donned a blond mullet wig, is thrown through the window onto a table surrounded by three men of low moral fiber, two pirate wenches, and a waitress.

"Ahh!" says the first pirate to the waitress, "excellent service ye filthy barmaid! Me wench was delivered before ye even got the order back te the kitchen!"

Das looks foggily around, evaluating his precarious situation, and then notices another of the three pirates eyeing him lustily.

"Hey... look at your own wench!" he mutters, as she come into focus. She has a vaugly familair face..

"Thats right," says the pirates own wench, who Das has deduced is Emma. "I mean really, I am currently the fifth sexiest gamer in the UK."

"We know!" Shouts everyone within a thousand mile radius.

"My god!" Orca says to Bob "Is that a..."



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Old 11-11-2003, 01:04 AM   #58
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..."Chrono-John?!"

Everyone looks out da window, and runs outside.
There is, infact, a chrono john, the propeller still spining, still hot, just crashed out side the SCUMM bar.

While everyone is lookin' with amazment at the john, Orca grabs Bob and drags him to the side of the bar for fun, but they find Ray and the ghost wench. Disgusted, they go back to the gang watching the john.

Some one opens the door of the john, and...
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Old 11-11-2003, 01:16 AM   #59
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"Holy Cow!"

Guybrush's corpse fell out of the Chrono-John and onto the ground. It laid there a moment in silence, then the tousled golden brown head raised and uttered,

"I'm Bobbin. Are you my mother?"

Jazhara7 nodded solemnly, but that's another story.

"HE'S ALIVE!" shouted everyone. There was an impromptu dance party right there outside the SCUMM Bar, around Guybrush's semi-comatose body.

"Ok, QUIT IT!" said an authoritative voice. It was Elaine, and she looked mightily ticked. "Can someone tell me WHAT is going on?" she added.

"Well..."


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Old 11-11-2003, 01:29 AM   #60
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Ernil was trying very hard to be invisable....

"We were kinda hoping you could tell us..." Roy said cautiously.

"uugh..."Guybrush said.

Guybrush was a zombie!

"WTF?" Elaine said when this was reliezed.

"Then what was he doing in a chrono john?" Alia said, confused.

"I CAN TELL YOU THAT!" an evil, sadistic voice sounded behind them.

Shiver suddenly shrieked in delight. It was...
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Old 11-11-2003, 01:44 AM   #61
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"PURPLE!!!!" She rushed into the chron-o-john to greet him.

"Oh no." said Roy. He had mistaken Purple Tentacle for RTB (who was dead and gone and irrevivable ever) and rushed away, screaming, "Why must you haunt me you horrid beast!"

Elaine looked after Roy confusedly. "Does he realize who's ship he just ran onto?" She said. "Mr. Fossey will tar and feather him!"

Meanwhile, Shiver and Purple were dragging as many of the passed out drunks (most specifically Ernil and Guybrush) as they could into the chron-o-john. They hopped in, both brandishing their shrinking rays at the gathered crowd, beards glistening in the weak light of the SCUMM bar.

"To... The PAST!!" yelled Shiver, pushing the -200 years button and trying to close the door simultainiously.

"But you didn't take me!" Yelled Emma, looking jealously at Das, lying with his mullet wig on the floor of the chron-o-john. "And I am currently the fifth sexiest gamer in the UK!! Want to see my picture?"

Ignoring her,Orca, Bob, and Alia yelled "Stop them!"and all three grabbed ont the bottom of the chron-o-john, and then in a flash of light...


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Old 11-12-2003, 11:50 PM   #62
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das appeared in the thread.

"i've never looked at this thread and i realized that i'm in it. now i have to reply." stated das.

"why, hello. i see you've chosen to reply. that's a good thing." stated martha.

"no!!! it's the devil!" everyone screamed. suddenly, martha broke the chron-o-john and began to kill everybody else as well. suddenly, a horde of fembots began to appear randomly everywhere and shoot martha with their machine gun jubblies.

orca shouted at the top of her lungs "eeeeeeeek!!!"

and then everything went dark.
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Old 11-14-2003, 08:35 PM   #63
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...then everything went all bright and sunny!

They were suddenly all standing in a field filled with wierd people in bellbottoms watching some people on a stage. There was a veerrry pleasent smell in the air.
Purple looked displeased, and the already drunk pirates from the scumm bar simply joined the trance-y crowd.

"Oh, no..." Shivers whispered quietly...

'"WHAT?" everyone pounced.

Shivers suddered, and said...
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:00 PM   #64
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"How on earth did I get here, some one take me home please, I am getting rather freaked out watching RTB and roy cuddling over in that corner" then shivermetimber then starts crying and shouting "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE....NOW"

So then.............


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Old 12-30-2003, 06:47 PM   #65
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everyone stared at eachother, waiting, for a month. the end.


"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"
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Old 01-05-2004, 09:54 AM   #66
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the end of chapter 2, he added lately.

Chapter III - here we go again. the pizzlepazzlerfribblefrabbelexustrotios crew!

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