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Old 04-11-2004, 07:56 AM   #1
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OMGWTFBBQ?? of the week

The newest trend, get ready for it...EYE JEWELRY!

That's right guys, get ready to waste your money on something else to please your girl (or boy, if you swing that way)

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Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewelry called “JewelEye” in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam.

The procedure involves inserting a 0.13 inch wide piece of specially developed jewelry -- the range includes a glittering half-moon or heart -- into the eye’s mucous membrane under local anaesthetic at a cost of $610 to $1,232.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961


I think we should go ahead and patent embedding jewels directly into the skin...it is the next logical step after this...




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Old 04-11-2004, 01:32 PM   #2
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I've already read about it, and it's stupid - not to mention sick.
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Old 04-11-2004, 03:25 PM   #3
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i live in Amsterdam , but did not see anybody whit it yet... i heard about it earlyer


"how can they be jamming us if they dont know we're comming... its a trap all fighters break off the shield is still up!" "are you sure? i cant get a reading" "admiral we have no ships in sector 4!" "its a trap!"
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Old 04-12-2004, 03:12 PM   #4
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That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard. Why are people so obsessed by getting jewelry on the most freaky places of their bodies? That's just beyond me.


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Old 04-12-2004, 09:58 PM   #5
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ewww! EWWWWWW!

That's NASTY.



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Old 04-13-2004, 02:02 AM   #6
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Is there something the dutch haven't done yet?


What do you guys think?
Is this better then jewelry placed...you know where...?


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Old 04-13-2004, 09:45 AM   #7
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And what next after this now? Mmmmmm?

*Runs off to puke!*
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Old 04-13-2004, 09:46 AM   #8
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:05 AM   #9
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no disrespect... but Dutch people are weird
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:06 AM   #10
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Yeah i think someone may have lost the plot over there
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:44 PM   #11
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Is there something the dutch haven't done yet?
Good one!


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Old 04-14-2004, 04:45 PM   #12
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no disrespect... but Dutch people are weird
that includes 15 million pepole who don't have a star in there eye...


"how can they be jamming us if they dont know we're comming... its a trap all fighters break off the shield is still up!" "are you sure? i cant get a reading" "admiral we have no ships in sector 4!" "its a trap!"
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Old 04-14-2004, 08:20 PM   #13
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ?? of the week

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I think we should go ahead and patent embedding jewels directly into the skin...it is the next logical step after this...

Done and done. Perhaps if I'm bored later today I'll try to get an article on it. I'm pretty sure someone @ my school already has it. It's a 5-Point-Star tatooed on his arm with little balls of steel in each point. I could be wrong, and it could just be a tatoo, without the steel, but I've seen some on TV w/ the steel.


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Old 04-14-2004, 11:20 PM   #14
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Re: Re: OMGWTFBBQ?? of the week

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Done and done. Perhaps if I'm bored later today I'll try to get an article on it. I'm pretty sure someone @ my school already has it. It's a 5-Point-Star tatooed on his arm with little balls of steel in each point. I could be wrong, and it could just be a tatoo, without the steel, but I've seen some on TV w/ the steel.
*blinks*
wow. that's a bit...strange, but then again that's just me and the last time I was in style was...um...mkay...maybe never, but still!


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Old 04-15-2004, 12:20 AM   #15
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Don't worry, Fergie, back when we were little babies we were all in style...oh if only we could go back to Diapers...


...oh j/k of course >_> <_<


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