Well, I would have had two young very hot waitresses at a theme restaurant sing you Happy Birthday in a strange rhythmic fashion, but they're on strike. ****ing unionized labor.
Anywho, Happy 18th, be sure to buy Porn and Ciggarettes and sell them to little kids.
Clefo- Master of Nothing
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."