Star wars porn! :mad:

[Doomie]

I can't believe my eyes! In google, when you search for images, the first thing you see when you type in 'starwars':PORN!
when you type in 'leia', first thing you see: PORN!
People who make these pictures should be banned to the moon,
they don't realize children also like starwars and may search it up on the internet, or maybe that there are people who DON"T LIKE WHEN THEIR FAVORITE MOVIE GET"S INSULTED THAT WAY! And i can imagine GL wouldn't be too happy about it either. There, that's been said. If you're also angry at those guys who make starwars porn, or if you are a pervert and want to defend them, post here. Anyway, i just wanted to express my anger to you.

[Crazy_dog no.3]

I just checked it out. (OK the wrong kind of phrase but you know what I mean )

It's more with "Leia" than with "starwars" but still.

Also if you type in "casper" (as in the friendly ghost), after a few pages you also come up with porn, but who's going to do a search for Casper?!

[Doomie]

Yes, i know, it's more with leia, but the fact that it's the first thing you see is what bothers me so! And it's also when you do 'padme', but that's luckily not at the beginning. Anyway, it's good that there are at least 27 pages with pictures and only a few contain porn. (now we only have to ship a few people to the moon ) But seriously, Starwars porn! it makes me so mad! If they want to make porn, they can do it, but now they've insulted me!

[El Sitherino]

People have different opinions on things, besides, If the computer is filtered, you can't see the porn, Plus google has a search filter, that filters out porn, perhaps you should use that, unless.....

[--ZeeMan--]

Originally posted by InsaneSith
People have different opinions on things, besides, If the computer is filtered, you can't see the porn, Plus google has a search filter, that filters out porn, perhaps you should use that, unless.....

hmm...now what exactly are you suggesting?

[jon_hill987]

well google as default has filters, most schools and colleges do, as should anyone who is letting their chilldren go on the internet unsuppervised (if they are bothered about it, it is after all up to them), I browse the intenet a fair amount, and I must say I havn't come across ((edit) maybe could have been better phrased) an exccesive amount of porn. But stormtroopers with D***** shaped blasters in that cartoon just made me laugh, but then I never got the whole cartoon porn thing.

Oh and typing in starwars dosn't get you any porn, not in the first few pages anyway. you actualy have to be specific to get the cartoon I found. but yeah its sad.

[Doomie]

But stormtroopers with D***** shaped blasters in that cartoon just made me laugh

I don't even WANT to know what that is.

Oh and typing in starwars dosn't get you any porn, not in the first few pages anyway.

It does, right the very first picture! Atleast on my pc...
Anyway, people who make that stuff should go trough their own creations. That would stop'em from making chewie *ahem* princess leia in the *ahem*, if you get what i mean.

And it's even weirder that, when you type in 'starwars porn', there is only one picture, and it doesn't contain porn!
(of course, this is all done purely for investigation matters and should not be confused with me being a horny old man. Wich i'm not.)

[jon_hill987]

well your computer must be perverted, I just got men fighting with coloured sticks, and a wallpaper of Endor depending if I put Starwars or star wars.

[Tyrion]

That chewie-leia picture makes me feel excited.

Anyway..I don't like this. It's as bad as the guy who put up domains with address' of mispelled popular kid sites, and then filled them with porn.

*goes back to search for "Casper"

[jon_hill987]

Oh dear, I just saw chewie-leia.gif, whoever made that needs to get out more, get some fresh air, and meet some women! seriously, its worse than all the cartoon porn from Japan.

[CapNColostomy]

I don't see the big deal. Here's a thought. Don't like porn? Don't look at it.

[El Sitherino]

Originally posted by jon_hill987
Oh dear, I just saw chewie-leia.gif, whoever made that needs to get out more, get some fresh air, and meet some women! seriously, its worse than all the cartoon porn from Japan.

oh come on, bible black is hilarious. most laughing i've ever done was when i watched that, and la blue girl.

[Doomie]

I don't see the big deal. Here's a thought. Don't like porn? Don't look at it.

You don't get the point, do you? My point was: Children also like starwars and may conduct an internet search for it! People who do that stuff must think about the concequences of their actions! If kids see their favorite walking carpet giving it to their favorite Off-wotld princess, it could give them a trauma! And even if i don't look at it, i know it's there and i find that insulting!

[ShadowTemplar]

It's tasteless, of that we can agree, but I really don't see why it's such a serious matter. After all, you get stupid gits in every size and shape.

[SkinWalker]

Which is why the computer for my kid is in the public part of the house (the living room).... I see what's going on there. Which, at two years old, is usually MS Paint or a Winnie the Pooh program that responds to mouseovers.

But I will always have the 'puter in the living room for all to see what's going on there... If Chewie-Leia popped up I'd copy the domain name into my restricted sites in Zone Alarm and move on....

But one has to expect this type of thing on the internet and be ready to deal with it. From a parents point of view. I don't expect to keep my kids off the internet because I don't like some of the content. And I don't expect the internet to suddenly become "G" rated, either. I also don't expect my daughter to have complete run of the net without my wife and I checking in on her.

But the Chewie-Leia pic! Ha!

Han to Leia: "I said he could use a could kiss, not a...."

[Master_Keralys]

Unfortunately, the porn is out there for almost any name you can search on - and you can't tell whether you're going to hit it until you do. While my parents have sometimes seemed over the top in their protectiveness with the Internet, I can understand when stuff like this happens.

The biggest thing is, with younger kids, supervise. And if you're old enough that you honestly don't need supervision, then you'd better be expecting at least the possibility of it showing up. People, for all the government's (useless and wasted $ efforts) will still be putting porn on the Internet as long as we're alive... so you learn to skate around it, use the filters, etc.

[toms]

Have you got safesearch turned on

I may be alone, but i have begun to notice a serious decline in the usefulness of google recently... almost any search i do brings up mainly porn, fake sites or those weird "amazon mirrors" that look like other sites but actually coontain info from amazon.

I guess that (like altavista, yahoo, etc.. before it) people have now figured out ways to fool the google ranking system. It looks like they are either going to have to change their code a bit, or we are going to have to find a new search engine to be google's successor (until they figure that one out too.)

[Doomie]

I just hope that wasn't really Carrie Fisher... Don't ask me why, i don't really know myself, but to me, it seems like betrayal if it was really her... Anyway, you guys are right, people probably cracked it, when i search it's also 75 % crap and 25% usable things...

[Master_Keralys]

Unfortunately, people always get around the code. Which makes them write new code. Which people get around... and so forth and so on.

More, the general usability of any of those search engines declines as it ages, simply because the rest of the net is adapting... yeah, anyway, back on topic.

Tasteless as it may be, I think that (unfortunately) there's no good solution to the porn problem short of just being a wary searcher. And like I said, parental observation in the case of kids. Even there, though, most adults are in over their heads in those sites, so... education about the internet should be mandatory, because even my parents frequently don't understand or misunderstand things. As far as SW connected with porn - it saddens me, but it doesn't surprise me in the least. If you look, you'll probably find plenty with Natalie Portman too (despite the fact that it's not actually her doing it...) People are perverted and will do that to anyone or anything.

[Doomie]

There should be something we can do... I mean, with safe search you can avoid it, so it mustn't be too hard to create a way to look 'em all up in order to 'give them a warning'...

[ZBomber]

I think its funny...... not like ti shows anything, just suggests something.

Screw kids, they'll find out what sex is eventually, anyways. WHy not add Star Wars in there and make it seem cool.

[CapNColostomy]

Originally posted by Doomgiver
You don't get the point, do you? My point was: Children also like starwars and may conduct an internet search for it! !

Yeah, I get your point. And I have one to make as well. If parents are too lazy, drunk, stoned, busy beating the hell out of each other, busy cheating on each other, or otherwise inattentive to monitor what their children view on the internet, they deserve to have children that fantasize being sodomized by a wookie.

[Darth Rythe]

Originally posted by SkinWalker
Which is why the computer for my kid is in the public part of the house (the living room).... I see what's going on there. Which, at two years old, is usually MS Paint or a Winnie the Pooh program that responds to mouseovers.

Winnie the Pooh is for two year olds?

Throws out Winnie the Pooh.

:P

Yes, if you don't like it, don't look

[Doomie]

Screw kids, they'll find out what sex is eventually, anyways. WHy not add Star Wars in there and make it seem cool.

It's not. that's my point. Pervert.

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by Doomgiver
It's not. that's my point. Pervert.

It's Zbomber. Calling him a pervert only makes him happier.

[Doomie]

Looking at his picture should've tipped me off...

[toms]

i haven't looked at the actual pic in question, but i think it is a sad world if sex is considered perverted.

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by toms
i haven't looked at the actual pic in question, but i think it is a sad world if sex is considered perverted.

You mean sex between a wookie and a human woman isn't perverted?

Hell, wouldn't that count as beastiality? o.O

[Doomie]

You mean sex between a wookie and a human woman isn't perverted?

Furthermore, they post it on the internet, where (here we go again) innocent childs can look how leia's ass is being boned by chewie. Sex itself isn't perverted, but to put it on the internet is like to do it on the streets. everyone can see it.

Don't tell me you do it on the street.

[ZBomber]

Originally posted by Doomgiver
It's not. that's my point. Pervert.

That, my friend, is called sarcasm.....

You seem to be forgetting something:

IT ONLY APPEARS WITHOUT ANY FILTERING! WHY WOULD A LITTLE KID HAVE NO FILTERING!

Geesh...... what are you doing with safe search off anyways? Tryin get a peak at Leia, find this pic, see a wookie is involved, and get all ofended?

Free country, people can do whatever they want as long as its within the law, and it is. Don't like it? Turn your freakin' safe search on.



You guys know you love me......

[Khier]

Originally posted by ZBomber
That, my friend, is called sarcasm.....

You seem to be forgetting something:

IT ONLY APPEARS WITHOUT ANY FILTERING! WHY WOULD A LITTLE KID HAVE NO FILTERING!

Geesh...... what are you doing with safe search off anyways? Tryin get a peak at Leia, find this pic, see a wookie is involved, and get all ofended?

Free country, people can do whatever they want as long as its within the law, and it is. Don't like it? Turn your freakin' safe search on.



You guys know you love me......

Was just gonna mention that, he's been asked several times in this thread if he had safe search enabled.

The internet can be a savage place but, either keep your children supervised and filtering features on or throw your computer out the window....

[SkinWalker]

Originally posted by ZBomber
IT ONLY APPEARS WITHOUT ANY FILTERING! WHY WOULD A LITTLE KID HAVE NO FILTERING!

Actually, I tried it and it worked with the default filter engaged.

[Doomie]

Thanks skinwalker,

and besides, i'm saying this one more time, IT'S JUST THE FRIGGIN FACT THAT IT'S THERE! THAT'S WHAT OFFENDS ME!

[ZBomber]

Originally posted by SkinWalker
Actually, I tried it and it worked with the default filter engaged.

Put it on strict filtering. For little kids (under 10), strict filtering would be best. Moderate filtering is for anyone over 10 (or if you are with your parents), and none is only if you want to see the goodies.

Doesn't appear with sctrict filetring....

[Kurgan]

This goes back to the early days of the WWW when sites desperate for hits (especially porn sites) would use "fake meta tags" in order to get caught on search engines.

You'll notice these sites because often at the bottom or top of the page you'll see huge strings of words that may or may not have anything to do with the site.


Example:

hacks cracks xxx passwords porn porno pornography bill clinton star wars gamez games fan fiction news george w bush iraq irc icq aol netscape microsoft windows macintosh mac macos jedi video games videogames make money fast free healthcare low cost medication without perscription doctor's advice tech support

etc etc.

It's annoying, and it clutters up search engines, but there you go. So it's not ALL as bad as you think, though there's definately plenty of freaks & weirdo's on the 'net that will make up sites about just about anything. ; p

[PR-0927]

Yeah, the Safe Search thing doesn't really work well. At school, people constantly look up porn at www.google.com and at Yahoo!.

*Goes and types Leia in Google with Safe Search off, looks at third picture for about three hours, fantasizing...*

[Link_Solo]

That's just sick,you know that?

[Doomie]

This goes back to the early days of the WWW when sites desperate for hits (especially porn sites) would use "fake meta tags" in order to get caught on search engines.

Well, we're not talking about people who implement starwars on their site to have people look at their porn, but about acyaul porn with leia and chewie.

[Kurgan]

Well, like I said, there are plenty of freaks and weirdos.

And most people who saw something like that would take it just as a "dirty joke" there's probably some people who'd actually get turned on by it.

And thankfully (hopefully) those people are far far far away from me!

[Doomie]

'in a galaxy far far away...'