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Old 05-19-2004, 10:00 PM   #1
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Now that I have your attention......





HAPPY 19TH B-DAY REDWING!


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 05-20-2004, 12:41 AM   #2
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heeee thanks ^^

tho tis not for two and a half hours yet in Pacific Time Zone ^^;;


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Old 05-20-2004, 09:01 AM   #3
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But here's a hardy Happy Birthday from your lovable TM.

Happy Birthday.


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Old 05-20-2004, 09:10 AM   #4
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h.b.d. red the wing ..

*hands redwing a gender for present*


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Old 05-20-2004, 09:40 AM   #5
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Old 05-20-2004, 12:32 PM   #6
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Happy B-day red

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Old 05-20-2004, 01:19 PM   #7
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Happy birthday, Reddy!



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Old 05-20-2004, 04:54 PM   #8
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Happy birthday, Reddy!

Siv stole the pink so you had to use light blue huh? XD


Happy Birthday Redfield.
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Old 05-20-2004, 06:02 PM   #9
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Happy birthday, Redwing!



Here, have a canadian cyclops baby.
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Old 05-20-2004, 08:41 PM   #10
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Siv stole the pink so you had to use light blue huh? XD
Yes ;_;


Damn him.
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Old 05-20-2004, 08:42 PM   #11
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Re: Satellite radar voodoo

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Happy birthday, Redwing!



Here, have a canadian cyclops baby.
Damn you........ DAMN YOU ALL!


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 05-20-2004, 11:36 PM   #12
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Post Who luvs ya baby?.. No, really... WHO?

Happy Birthday!.. You genderless freak!




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Old 05-21-2004, 02:37 AM   #13
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Woah Red, our birthdays are like, the *same*! O__O Mine's...TODAY! (the 20th)
^__^
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:58 AM   #14
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LU!!!!! HAPPYBIRTHDAYOMGWHEREHAVEYOUBEENTACKLEHUGMOB.




have a suggestion for the lf poll? pm me
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:56 PM   #15
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So is mine, but several months thadda-way *motions towards 180 longitude*

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Old 05-21-2004, 09:17 PM   #16
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So you're saying today would be your birthday if it weren't already some other day?

Way to think without a box, man...
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Old 05-23-2004, 02:51 AM   #17
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SQUEE! Hiiiiiiiiiiii ~L ^^ and happy birthday! Wow...I have a friend who has a birthday the day before me AND the day after me

How old are you now? ^^


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Old 05-23-2004, 11:53 AM   #18
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Re: Orange apple

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So you're saying today would be your birthday if it weren't already some other day?

Way to think without a box, man...
yup, pretty much that in a different way of saying it, yes

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Old 05-23-2004, 07:43 PM   #19
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Happy Birthday! ^^;
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Old 05-23-2004, 11:10 PM   #20
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Oh oh oh, Red, watcha get for you bday?!
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Old 05-25-2004, 07:03 AM   #21
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Yes, congratulations on surviving another year on this godforsaken planet

or...


Happy Birthday!


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Old 05-25-2004, 09:28 PM   #22
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Hey, Happy birthday Redford.


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Old 05-27-2004, 10:13 AM   #23
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Congrats, bro! You can now legally buy booze in all of Canada!


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