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Old 07-18-2004, 11:03 AM   #1
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Pants

Has anyone seen the thread 'Raiders of the lost Pants' in the indyjones.net forum?
I will now start a similar thread here in a feeble attempt to liven this forum up a bit.
All you have to do is take a quote from the game and add the word 'pants' in the appropriate place.

For example
  • Whenever I smell asphalt I think of pants.
  • Now there go some pants I could ride with!
  • They had pants!
  • Thanks for the pants.
  • I still can't believe someone would steal my pants!
  • Nice pants! Where'd you find them?
  • He's back at the gas tower!
    He's got pants that kid.
  • Are we headed for pants up the road?
    No, we're in them.
  • Oh, just your average everyday pre-regulation destroyer-class solid-fuel recoil pants.
Please add to my list cos some of these are really lame and I need a laugh.


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Old 07-24-2004, 05:37 PM   #2
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...your pants are fine. It's whats between them that scares me.

I'm looking for my pants.

...and if you come to the pants meeting with us, you'll find out what it is.

If you wanna buy pants, you should go find the rottwheelers.

...whats the matter? Don't like pants? It blew up. Uhh, sorry i missed that.

Cavefish got his pants in their hideout, you know. The entrance is totally hidden, unless you got those weird cavefish pants.

So far...

Greetings from Germany
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Old 07-24-2004, 05:52 PM   #3
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What do you know about our customers, Adrian? You've never even worn any pants!

Why you know I'd be wearing them right now sir, if it weren't for my... destablizing inner... pants condition.
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Old 07-31-2004, 10:26 PM   #4
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The customer with the pants is always right.

They think I pantsed their beloved leader!

But then, who's got the pants?

Smells like he's got a pants leak.

What's in the pants?
Fertilizer.


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Old 09-02-2004, 07:55 PM   #5
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I'm not dead, I just smell like it...

I can't believe these were skipped:

"I'm selling these fine leather pants."

"...take his pants and ride ahead..."

"Let out your pants and ride... Full Throttle..."

And, sadly, a mini-Kickstand Karaoke entry for this thread...

"December 61'.
my pants were way too tight
Still on my butt you see
both leg cuffs riding hiiiigh.
Right now if you sniffed 'em
you wouldn't breathe very well,
you'd need some oxygen
to score a break from the biker smell.

Is this the legacy of
this thread for too many
that I see?
The kind of boredom that's
discussin' the cloth above
and below my knees.
The "Great LEC's"
sequel axe fell on my head
Kickstand's dead and vacant now -
But, relax, it just looks that way instead.
After a while of
no wisecracks, updates or rants...
I have returned to you and
I'm back and so, too are my pants..."

F&@k the "sequel sadness" - Time to throw code!
"Sorry for the inconvenience" - God


Print and submit this signature for a free breakfast with the works* at The Kickstand
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* The "works" is a beating so intense, you'll pray for death.
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Old 09-27-2004, 08:53 AM   #6
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Wow that song is pure genius! You ought to write spoof songs like Weird Al Yankovic


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