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Old 08-23-2005, 08:57 AM   #81
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Said The Bard.
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Old 08-23-2005, 09:55 AM   #82
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Said piece of metal
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Old 08-23-2005, 03:21 PM   #83
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Said the Bard, and then decided to never say "said piece of metal" ever again or anything that reminds of it.
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Old 08-23-2005, 03:23 PM   #84
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Thought piece of metal. As you see piece of metal was having quite and interesting conversation in his mind.
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:29 AM   #85
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...And then The Bard decided to continue the story about Billy by writing
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:43 AM   #86
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: Billy then left wherever he was and continued looking for his arch enemy. When he found him his arch enemy said:
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:11 PM   #87
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In a happy tone:
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:37 PM   #88
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'''Hello, Billy you idiot, i am here to give you the worst day of your ****ing life''
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:37 AM   #89
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Expected Billy, but in fact he said:
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:06 PM   #90
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''Bily, YOU IDIOT!!!! I"M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SECOND WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE"
AND THIS IS WHAT IN FACT HE SAID. BECAUSE IF NOT RIGHT THE ****ING STORY AS YOU LIKE IT!
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:26 PM   #91
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(It's spelled write, but anyway)

Then Billy got really scared and...
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Old 08-25-2005, 01:22 PM   #92
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ate a puding.
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:55 PM   #93
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While eating the puding, his arch enemy started getting really annoyed because Billy seemed to ignore him, so he said to Billy that...
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Old 09-03-2005, 01:17 PM   #94
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he would shoot his leg and then the other and then his arms and then he would cut off his tongues.
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Old 09-04-2005, 05:28 AM   #95
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Both of them, actually, but apparently Billy...
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Old 09-04-2005, 12:09 PM   #96
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Leapt at his attacker from behind (somehow)! He began throttling his foe, as the villain bucked here and there trying to dislodge his would-be adversary. Finally he succeeded, and hit Billy square across the face. Billy stumbled, and then returned fire with two more hits in the face and abdomen. His attacker wheeled, stumbling onto a nearby fire escape. HE turned and retreated upwards, Billy giving chase.

They resumed fighting as they found themselves at the top of the winding stairs, leading to a vast rooftop. Billy aimed a flying kick at his opponent. He missed, and the foe grabbed his leg and spun heaved him to the ground. Before Billy had the chance to recover, The fop began dragging Billy towards the roof's edge...

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Old 09-04-2005, 01:11 PM   #97
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...Of DOOM!!!!!!!!1111oneeleven
Billy would jump in the air and make 8 perfectly perfect somersaults(sp?) while whistling "twinkle twinkle little star" backwards in slow motion.
Then they went back to reality and realized that they where only talking about that, so they started acting it out in real life, but when Billy came to the roof's edge of DOOM!!!!!!!!1111oneeleven, he started to doubt he would be able to do 8 perfectly perfect somersaults(sp?) while whistling "twinkle twinkle little star" backwards in slow motion, so his arch-enemy said: I consider this considerably considerable!

Then Billy...
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Billy tryed out that 5 finger thing...you know the one in Kill Bill...but it didn't work!! SO.....
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Old 09-05-2005, 10:24 AM   #99
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He woke up!
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Old 09-05-2005, 02:25 PM   #100
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And said to his enemy...''PLEASE, DON"t"'!!! HAVE MERCY UPON ME!!! AND I GET DOWN ON MY NNEES!!""
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Old 09-05-2005, 05:00 PM   #101
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Then he realised all of it was a dream, so he went outside and found a piece of metal...****! He just realised this happened in his dream!
So he quickly bought an airplane ticket to...
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Old 09-05-2005, 05:05 PM   #102
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BUT WAIT!!!! Now he was wondering when did the dream began???
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Old 09-05-2005, 05:58 PM   #103
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But then surmised that any fool could see the dream began shortly after he fell asleep. And with that, he fell back to sleep...and never woke up again.

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Old 09-05-2005, 07:27 PM   #104
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He found himself in the recurring nightmare of the foe attempting to kill him. He was back on the rooftops, only this time things were a bit different. He noted that the rooftop was now a vast carp, and his foe had a dreadful tie. Other than that, he could find no other differences with the scenario. Suddenly, he realized that his foe was still dragging him to the edge of the fish. He thought quickly...

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Old 09-06-2005, 02:48 AM   #105
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"I am dreaming!"
He was lucid dreaming!
He knew everything about that, and he knew he could do anything, so he pulled up a...
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:01 PM   #106
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NOTHING! AAARRGGHHH!

He plummeted off the edge of the carp.

"Have a nice day", it said to him.
"Thanks." He fell and fell, until he landed in a puddle of...

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Old 09-07-2005, 01:42 AM   #107
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Signs saying "It's PoM's birthday today!
That really confused Billy, so he...
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Old 09-07-2005, 03:21 PM   #108
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Sang POM a birthday song...but wait. Wha...? His tongue was gone! Oh noes! Billy started groaning loudly and running around, until he tripped on one of the haphazardly placed signs. He fell flat on his...


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Old 09-08-2005, 05:36 AM   #109
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Old 09-12-2005, 05:52 PM   #110
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The End.

(((I guess that clinches it, eh? No more protagonist.)))


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Old 09-12-2005, 06:34 PM   #111
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Does that mean I can close this sorry excuse for a thread?

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Old 09-12-2005, 06:40 PM   #112
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Eh, whatever. I'm good with it.

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Old 09-12-2005, 06:45 PM   #113
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That sounds like a request to me, motion granted.

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