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Old 06-24-2006, 07:36 PM   #81
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Sasha stared at pyro. Pyro stared at Mikhail. Raz stared at Sasha.
"TIME TO ROCK THE GONDOLA!!!" Raz yelled, swaying himself backwards and forwards in the small, enclosed thing that was now high over Queenstown.
"Stop! No! I SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED!" Pyro screamed as the thin cable swung madly. Suddenly, the hook haging off the cable broke, and the whole gondola cab fell down. Luckily though, Pyro suddenly used her newfound powers of telekinesis to save them all! Mikhail helped too. Not really. Kinda. Slightly. He actually did most of the work.
"Can't get a good grip!" Raz yelled, which prompted annoyed stares from the party.
"Well, Young Razputin. If you had been paying any attention at all then you would have seen that Pyro and Mikhail did all the work," Sasha sighed.
"So?" Raz murmured.
"Let us leave the matter alone for now. Mikhail, Pyro. Take us up the mountain," Sasha mumbled, at which point Pyro and Mikhail did what they had been asked to. They finally arrived at the top, where they calmly waited for the others, whilst Pyro set the gondola on fire, to avoid suspicion.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 06-24-2006, 11:25 PM   #82
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Darth and Elton made out in there gondela, so did Milka and Elton. Yeah, there totally OTP!
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Old 06-25-2006, 02:21 AM   #83
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SUDDENLY, KARS! THOUSANDS OF THEM! Little Kar plushies RAINED FROM THE SKY!

One wandered around swimming in the lake, whispering eerily, "I hate myself and I want to die."

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Old 06-26-2006, 12:29 AM   #84
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But then Shadow, one of the super magical dogs from the future appeared in the lake with the Kar. And just like that, clouds in the sky parted, and sunlight streamed onto Kar. It was freakin' crazy bright.

Kar looked up with tears in his eyes. But, they were tears of joy. He knew something crazy cool was going to happen. The tears streaked down his fast at freakin' 500 mph. Really fast. Fast enough to erode a hole in the ground near him. A hole all the way to China, so much water came out that those poor people in China drowned. But they were happy, cuz they were drowning in happiness. And his heart was all full of super magical stuff. Like chicken patties and stuff I think. And Kar was all like "I'm freakin' awesome!"

And Shadow was all like "Yes. Totally." They instantly became great frineds. They made smores, sang campsongs, solved mysterys dealing with other campers and even listened to ACE OF BASE. They agreed to both be part of the BFF LEAGUE. (The Best Friends FOREVER League.) And they went on a pantsing rampage where they pulled down lots of people's pants. Then Shadow used time teleportation device (that also uses magic and wheels)to leave now that his work was done.

Also, Shadow gave Kar a gun. And winked. As Kar held the large gun in his trembling hands he felt a new sense of power and craved more.....

Then Shadow came back again and farted.
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:42 AM   #85
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Thn everyone was at the top of the mountain. Sasha went to the very edge and yelled "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!" But then fell off the mountain.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:26 AM   #86
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Kar Plushy #1834 (the one Shadow was chillin with) shot Shadow and shouted, "I HAVE NO USE FOR THE PETTY MORTALS!! AHAHAHAHAH!!" He began his conquest of the world.

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Old 06-26-2006, 04:13 AM   #87
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Pyrohappygirl suddenly used her magical power of something-or-other to find out that a plushie was going to take over the world.
"Darth, Sasha and everyone else, I am going to go save the world!!!" She yelled, flying away and defeating the plushies. She quickly levitated/flew back, and then the world was a better place. But what would happen then?
"What happens now?" She asked Darth, turning to her and looking anxious.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:25 PM   #88
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"WE DRINK!!" Yelled Darth, pulling out a thermos of pink liquid. She took out a few plastic wine glasses and began pouring the liquid inside.
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Old 06-27-2006, 12:41 AM   #89
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(okay this rp is a pile of crap, honestly. learn how to roleplay. that goes for everyone.)

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Old 06-27-2006, 12:46 AM   #90
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(Ok, but at least it doesn't have Vernon going on a cerebral soldier killing spree and making out with and emotionally unstable teenage girl who is hot for teacher.)
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:17 AM   #91
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(If you can't say something nice cheez, don't say anything at all. Just go and be all weird and Vernon loving. Leave us alone. And try making something randomer than this! And the other awesomely random r.p on the off topic board)
"Hooray!" Pyro cried, smiling at Darth. Suddenly, a thought hit her.
"Hey, isn't it like, illegal for all of us to be drinking?" She asked, pointing to the campers and stuff.
"Other than Sasha and Milla, and a couple of others," She finished.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:21 AM   #92
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"It's pink lemonaid, so we're chill!" Yelled Darth

"That's my word, bitch" said Quentin, who was dropkicked on by one of Darth's minions.
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:27 AM   #93
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"Sweet. I want minions too Darth! Wait, I'll call the minion hotline and get a dozen or so," Pyro cheered, bringing her cellphone out and calling the number and ordering a bunch of minions, to be dressed in purple and to be psychic.
"There, all done. Also, I have brought food!" Pyro yelled, producing a picnic from somewhere. She opened it, and it was filld with everything anyone could ever want. Chocolate, Burgers, you wanted it, it was there.
"Dig in," She chortled, putting the picnic out. Everyone dived in.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:00 AM   #94
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Darth grabbed a bowl of sticky rice and sweet and sour chicken. She sat in her mime chair and ate.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:29 AM   #95
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(the problem is, roleplay means play your own characters, not just general ****ing things up...

THE POINT IS YOU'RE ALL RETARDED.)

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Old 06-27-2006, 02:55 AM   #96
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(INDEED. That's why I stopped, you guys kept taking Gloria from me.)

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Old 06-27-2006, 03:05 AM   #97
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(the problem is, roleplay means play your own characters, not just general ****ing things up...

THE POINT IS YOU'RE ALL RETARDED.)
(Cheez don't start. That fight thing will happen between us again, you'll call me a bitch, I'll call you a bitch back and so forth, then we patch things up and start the cycle all over again.)
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:23 PM   #98
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Huh, so that's why everyone calls me "special."
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:40 PM   #99
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(Yeah I know.

[ONE FIGHT LATER]

I'm still done with RPs here.)

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Old 06-27-2006, 03:26 PM   #100
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(Yeah I know.

[ONE FIGHT LATER]

I'm still done with RPs here.)
(You're right. I'll fix everything.)
"AHH!!!" Milka screamed, as she woke up in her room. "HOLY SHAT WHAT DID I SMOKE?" She then laid her head on her pillow and went to sleep.
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Old 06-28-2006, 04:25 AM   #101
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A million miles away [1], a psychic duel was taking place.

[1] This author does not take responsibilty for the phrase 'a million miles away' being totally false.


"Use Word Properly?"
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:04 AM   #102
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Sasha rubbed his head.
"Oh no, not again! It's like last year, we ate too much candy, passed out and had weird dreams," Sasha sighed, striding over to Milka. Raz slowly came around.
"Uh, good. We're still in Sasha's lab. I dreamt we were all in Queenstown, wherever the heck that is, and some freaks were with us and it started raining plushies and..." Raz squeaked, before Lili walked over and comforted him.
"It's okay Raz, you just had too much to drink," Lili calmly stated as they sat on the chairs littered around Sasha's lab.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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