Famous joke. It's basically a family who's father is telling a talent agent about their show. The description of it is utterly disgusting and is basically only limited by what can be posted on this board. The punchline is, that when the talent agent responds to the description with "whataya call yourselves?" the father's response is "The Aristocrats!".
Make up your own description of the act and post it here.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite