Amazing how stupid people are

xChri5x · 02-04-2007, 10:35 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ory=62053&rd=1

SyntheticGerbil · 02-04-2007, 11:11 AM

Hahaha, I think someone is selling ScummVM. But since they don't outright say it, you can't do anything about it.

itchythesamurai · 02-04-2007, 02:37 PM

Unless somebody is six dollars curious enough to find out.

SyntheticGerbil · 02-04-2007, 04:00 PM

As far as I'm concerned that guy who is selling this garbage for all of these old games can choke and die from fellatio.

I mean if you go to about any forum pertaining to this adventure game garbage you will be pointed in the direction of DOSBox, ScummVM, or VMDSound if needed. If only you could throw a brick through the window of online shops.

Samnmax221 · 02-04-2007, 04:37 PM

Yah, I've seen this before, lets track the guy down and let Ray have his way with him.

itchythesamurai · 02-04-2007, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

As far as I'm concerned that guy who is selling this garbage for all of these old games can choke and die from fellatio.

There's a photograph on Wikipedia's page for autofellatio. I wouldn't recommend it.

Samnmax221 · 02-04-2007, 07:47 PM

I saw the first 10 minutes of this movie on some site. This guy managed to do it, I was disgusted but laughing all the same.

xChri5x · 02-04-2007, 08:24 PM

The sad part is that a few people have paid for his "instructions"

itchythesamurai · 02-04-2007, 08:59 PM

Hey, do you know where I could get a copy of them for free?

Samnmax221 · 02-04-2007, 10:20 PM

I wonder if one could E-Mail Ebay and have them put a notice (or simply delete) on his auctions.

SyntheticGerbil · 02-05-2007, 11:38 AM

He's not doing anything illegal though since he does not mention the names of the software.

Now if someone were to find out he was using DOSBox, ScummVM, or VDMSound and had proof then I think the profits should be going to the makers of those three programs by default.

People seem to get away with a lot on Ebay. I've ordered a bootleg DVD and a bootleg Gameboy game unintentionally.

Ray Jones · 02-07-2007, 04:39 AM

I usually just give order to the bitch to get her booty and legs to where ever I'd like to have a **** at the given time.

itchythesamurai · 02-07-2007, 07:23 AM

Ray, do you consider wordplay to be a form of foreplay?

Ray Jones · 02-07-2007, 08:25 AM

Why, yes, of course! If they're hawt for ya, everything's a foreplay somehow. It's all up to you. Don't you know that?

itchythesamurai · 02-07-2007, 04:00 PM

Ray, you seem like a bastion of brilliance: how do you get a girl to be "hawt for ya" as you put it?

Samnmax221 · 02-07-2007, 05:17 PM

Show them some money, then show them your cock, works every time.

Ray Jones · 02-08-2007, 05:30 PM

Wait a minute. You need money although you show cock? Please tell me it's not yours.

But seriously, it's far more simpler than that, with the following phrase: "Hi! I am Rayston. I play fore." *nods*

Samnmax221 · 02-08-2007, 05:55 PM

Ray, women are not as smart as men, you need to show them that you have money and a cock, otherwise they'd probably get confused and hurt themselves.

Ray Jones · 02-09-2007, 10:07 AM

That seems a bit pleonasm-ish, eh? Women *are* confused and hurt themselves, and there's nothing you can do about it - except - you give it to 'em raw and uncensored. This will stop them from hurting themselves but of course, they will be still confused, mainly because they're very busy with taking your manly blows.

So, you should keep the money, because it should be honour enough for them if you punch him in. If not, and they deny the exclusivity of your dick, you shouldn't do'em anyway.

martmeister · 02-09-2007, 10:19 AM

I'm a little disturbed the lengths people will go to sell ANYTHING. And I question the intelligence of people who DO buy these stupid things.

Ray Jones · 02-09-2007, 10:28 AM

Trying to get it a little on topic, huh?

What's the current punishment for derailing our threads? I'm not sure. Something with screwdrivers?