**** yo rules mayhem rpg
the dark avenger moved swiftly through the digital air, blade at the ready in case any 13 year old mexicans tried to stop him with their "rules". midstep, a flurry of half-assedly typed rules slinked from the shadows and attacked! but, the dark avenger struck quickly and without mercy - the rules didnt even slow him down. the dropped their punk asses to the mother****in flo' and proceeded on ahead.
[post 2 continues the story]
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite