NEWS FLASH!!!!

[Joshi]

Hard to show expression when half the weight of your head is made up of botox.

[Fealiks]

Must have been disappointing for her boyfriend, she seemed more in love with the camera. And she "didn't want it to go public". Pshhffft

[Samnmax221]

Originally Posted by Joshi

Hard to show expression when half the weight of your head is made up of botox.

YOU STFU, SHES A TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN AND SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT SO GTFO AND GO DIE YOU ANGRY FAT INTERNET JERK LIAR BUTT HEAD!!1

[Joshi]

Originally Posted by Samnmax221

YOU STFU, SHES A TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN AND SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT SO GTFO AND GO DIE YOU ANGRY FAT INTERNET JERK LIAR BUTT HEAD!!1

So... which one are you?

[Sabretooth]

Originally Posted by Joshi

So... which one are you?

I believe what I see, and I believe the man on the far right has his ass in the front.

[Samnmax221]

Originally Posted by Joshi

So... which one are you?

I'm behind the one on the right.

[Fealiks]

Man on the right? That's not a man... is it..?

The man on the left has strategically positioned himself in a way that will make him look thin by contrast. I like it.

Edit:
I doubt Paris Hilton will be able to work out what "PRAYIN 4 U" means. It would be a better gesture if they made signs people could understand. Pfft. BTW, PARIS! IM SUPAWTIN U ALL DA WAY GRL! U GONA MAKE IT OUTA JAYLE! IM GONA BAYLE U OUT GRL!

Edit 2:
Look at the expression on the man's face... you know why he's there... he doesn't care about saving people, he just wants some Hilton ass ...upper thigh? bone..?