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06-02-2008, 04:21 PM
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Hola from McCarren Intl Airport
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06-03-2008, 12:04 AM
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[]D [] []V[] []D [] []\[]
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uh
hiya
"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS
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06-03-2008, 01:45 PM
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Have fun in El Paso.
hahahahahahahahha
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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06-03-2008, 02:00 PM
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Have fun eating PUSSY!
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06-04-2008, 01:46 AM
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Not Ichi the Killer
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Shouldn't you always though, Gerbil? I would think the female would notice if you weren't enjoying yourself and that might in turn be detrimental to her own enjoyment.
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06-04-2008, 02:18 AM
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unless she's into like s&m or something.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-04-2008, 04:03 AM
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I really don't think a mad face counts as S&M.
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06-04-2008, 06:10 AM
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i was thinking more along the lines of ''goddamnit WHY IS HE ENJOYING HIMSELF?'', which i think is perfectly reasonable when it comes to someone who gets off on whipping someone or donning a strap-on.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-05-2008, 12:08 AM
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Not Ichi the Killer
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Yeah, Jmac's right. That sounds like it could lead to escalating violence and then "death by misadventure".
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06-06-2008, 12:00 PM
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Not Ichi the Killer
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Similar train of thought. Anyone else have an irrational fear of smotherboxes?
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06-06-2008, 02:26 PM
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Hey, don't link me to that at work!
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06-07-2008, 01:42 PM
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I never Kipled
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Quote:
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Hey, don't link me to that at work!
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I knew what it was an I clicked on it anyway, and I'm sitting in the library. Still I think the faggot playing WOW at the next table will get in trouble before I do. |
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06-12-2008, 06:34 AM
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Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.
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06-12-2008, 07:40 AM
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now I didn't need to look it up on the wiki no
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06-12-2008, 01:40 PM
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Quote:
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Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.
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I hope she ended up having sex with you though. |
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06-12-2008, 02:21 PM
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itchy already has a girlfriend and is too noble to cheat for he is an earl in my court
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-12-2008, 09:35 PM
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I never Kipled
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Quote:
Originally Posted by itchythesamurai
Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.
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Never mind that I was in there downloading porn. |
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06-14-2008, 09:57 AM
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Dude Jmac, don't tell people I have a girlfriend! I don't want them finding and contacting her...not that I don't love you guys. <3
Haha, and no, I didn't get to tap that.
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06-15-2008, 12:58 AM
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seriously, what is up with the ballsack sign?
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06-15-2008, 07:40 PM
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didn't know that, but I meant more in regards to the <3
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06-15-2008, 08:46 PM
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I never Kipled
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Thats a heart, as much as Itchy would like to teabag each and every one of us it wasn't in the front of his mind at the time of posting.
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06-15-2008, 08:48 PM
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as i said itchy is an earl in my court he is above such things
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-16-2008, 08:16 PM
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All hail, Jmac-sama! What is thy bidding, my master?
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06-16-2008, 08:40 PM
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make a mold of your penis, hollow it out, fill it with water, freeze it, crack the plaster off, then send the ice penis to your internet girlfriend in a cooler along with a video camera
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-16-2008, 09:30 PM
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Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?
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06-16-2008, 09:34 PM
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that is a distinct possibility
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-16-2008, 09:35 PM
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Aww, how romantic. And I'd prefer a white chocolate penis mold.
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06-16-2008, 09:47 PM
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well, i'd prefer ice but that will do
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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06-17-2008, 12:14 PM
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Quote:
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Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?
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Ohhhhhhhhh Jesus, so funni! |
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06-26-2008, 12:54 AM
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07-17-2008, 11:21 PM
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mmmm, Jesus. Now where did my Jesus crackers go to now?
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07-18-2008, 04:17 AM
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They float on water?
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07-18-2008, 10:30 AM
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I love arguing about religion!!!
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07-18-2008, 10:46 AM
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07-18-2008, 11:39 AM
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How about all faiths get together and stop believing? What then, man, what then?!
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07-20-2008, 05:38 AM
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Not Ichi the Killer
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Well maybe I'm just going to have to change your theme song to "Imagine" by John Lennon!
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