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Old 07-14-2008, 03:22 PM   #1
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the most horrific discovery ever made ever

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

hey what's that at the top of the page is it david ****ing bowie's 1983 masterpiece? NO IT IS ****ING MILEY CYRUS' 2007 CHUNK OF RAW AURAL ****




**** YOU MANKIND



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:45 PM   #2
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link to miley cyrus' forum please jaymack
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:55 PM   #3
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she has a chat on her site.

also i sent an email to google's security team so hopefully they'll get on this asap.



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 07-15-2008, 05:29 PM   #4
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I once had a girl who liked David very mucho. She was, you know, really...good.

David made all this possible.


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Old 07-16-2008, 01:12 AM   #5
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I'd totally go gay for David Bowie. He's the cat's pajamas.

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Old 07-16-2008, 06:26 PM   #6
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I liked Labyrinth a lot. I bolted my door one night so I could watch it without interruption, thing is I forgot to unbolt the door so my roommate could get in. He had been out drinking underage which is a big nono around here, and ended up sleeping in a common area overnight.
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:25 PM   #7
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Last night my stupid roommate had someone wake me up cause he wanted me to make him a hot pocket, I told him to **** off and tried to fall back asleep. I couldn't fall back to sleep so I waited in the darkness for him to return. Hearing his key slide into the door I flung it open threw a frozen hot pocket into his face and threw the dead bolt. I eventually let him back in so the on call training leader wouldn't be called in. I then threw some of his things around the room yelled at him, called him a garbage baby, and then threw his glass across the room and dislodged one of the lenses. I'm probably in trouble now.
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:41 PM   #8
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Clearly. what you need is a well done blow job and also sex afterwards.


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Old 07-20-2008, 01:49 PM   #9
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Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room.
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:21 PM   #10
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Eric, you sound like you're becoming like Russell Crowe. I want sexy pictures, buddy.

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Old 07-21-2008, 05:35 AM   #11
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Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room.
WOT? Nah son, your room mate is an idiot anyways, get as many BJs as possible, and make sure he enters the room every time when you go off and she has it dripping from her eyes, nose and lips, demanding moar inze budd.

SHOW HIM PENSI ENVY DUED!!!


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Old 07-21-2008, 02:59 PM   #12
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when you shoot a load in a girl's eyes it makes them all red and it burns their eyes.

dont shoot your sticky load in a girl's eyes.




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Old 07-21-2008, 03:11 PM   #13
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you rite bro i meant more like lid+lash style its awesome


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Old 07-21-2008, 03:13 PM   #14
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oh yeah i forgot the most important deterrent to shooting semen in eyes: bite marks on your penis



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Old 07-21-2008, 03:43 PM   #15
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teeth are always an interesting experience, jay


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Old 07-21-2008, 03:49 PM   #16
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well, if they're introduced to the bj in question in a playful manner however a scorned woman/man/organic blowjob machine taking a chunk out of one's penis seems less interesting and more ffffffffffff



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:43 PM   #17
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This is thread is way out of control. WAY WAY OUTTA CONTROLEEERLERER
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:36 PM   #18
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LERLERLERLERLERLERLERLER

or, like the chinese man would say

LELLELLELLELLELLELLELLEL


he he he


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Old 07-26-2008, 02:24 PM   #19
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Thankfully I'll be rid of him in 2 months(That is unless he ****s up a test, or his orders get ****ed up and he doesn't leave on time). Really I'm happy I didn't get in trouble for any of the things I did. It's good to be a weekend warrior.
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Old 07-29-2008, 11:01 AM   #20
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Aww, I hated my roommate last year in college. I sympathize, man. Back on topic, I found something pretty horrific:


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Old 08-01-2008, 06:17 PM   #21
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That's pretty horrific. On a negative note my dirtbag roommate lied to me about cleaning his drawers, we failed a room inspection, and now I'm spending a week back in phase 1(Have to remain in uniform if I want to leave the dormitory, curfew, can't leave the base). I will make him miserable now.
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:56 AM   #22
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Be sure to give us updates on that, Eric. I enjoy living vicariously through you.

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Old 08-02-2008, 03:17 PM   #23
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Yah. So I'm sitting in the library thoroughly enjoying my phase 1 weekend, in uniform of course, and then I realize I forgot to shave. That's a big nono.
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Old 08-02-2008, 09:50 PM   #24
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Did you get caught?

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Old 08-03-2008, 11:20 AM   #25
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Shmargin! How dare you take Eric for a deserter! Also, you're only one post away from 500. Heh, and I thought I was a slow poster...

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Old 08-03-2008, 01:11 PM   #26
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No I didn't get caught.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:10 PM   #27
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I think he called a phone sex line last night while he thought I was sleeping, or he just had a really bizarre conversation with his mom. I'll be checking his call log now.
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Old 08-10-2008, 07:12 PM   #28
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Come on man, its hard to masturbate when you sleep in the same room as another man, give him a break.
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:00 PM   #29
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The next day he was suddenly $100 in the hole, wonder how that happened?
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:42 PM   #30
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blood rituals



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 08-16-2008, 03:28 PM   #31
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I believe only Jews bleed money. He doesn't resemble one.
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Old 08-16-2008, 06:16 PM   #32
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someone made a blood sacrifice and summoned the $100.



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Old 08-16-2008, 06:49 PM   #33
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The possibility had not occurred to me.
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Old 08-16-2008, 07:00 PM   #34
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that's why i get paid the big bucks



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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