the most horrific discovery ever made ever

Det. Bart Lasiter · 07-14-2008, 03:22 PM

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

hey what's that at the top of the page is it david ****ing bowie's 1983 masterpiece? NO IT IS ****ING MILEY CYRUS' 2007 CHUNK OF RAW AURAL ****

**** YOU MANKIND

**Samuel Dravis** · 07-14-2008, 03:45 PM

link to miley cyrus' forum please jaymack

Det. Bart Lasiter · 07-14-2008, 03:55 PM

she has a chat on her site.

also i sent an email to google's security team so hopefully they'll get on this asap.

Ray Jones · 07-15-2008, 05:29 PM

I once had a girl who liked David very mucho. She was, you know, really...good.

David made all this possible.

itchythesamurai · 07-16-2008, 01:12 AM

I'd totally go gay for David Bowie. He's the cat's pajamas.

Samnmax221 · 07-16-2008, 06:26 PM

I liked Labyrinth a lot. I bolted my door one night so I could watch it without interruption, thing is I forgot to unbolt the door so my roommate could get in. He had been out drinking underage which is a big nono around here, and ended up sleeping in a common area overnight.

Samnmax221 · 07-20-2008, 01:25 PM

Last night my stupid roommate had someone wake me up cause he wanted me to make him a hot pocket, I told him to **** off and tried to fall back asleep. I couldn't fall back to sleep so I waited in the darkness for him to return. Hearing his key slide into the door I flung it open threw a frozen hot pocket into his face and threw the dead bolt. I eventually let him back in so the on call training leader wouldn't be called in. I then threw some of his things around the room yelled at him, called him a garbage baby, and then threw his glass across the room and dislodged one of the lenses. I'm probably in trouble now.

Ray Jones · 07-20-2008, 01:41 PM

Clearly. what you need is a well done blow job and also sex afterwards.

Samnmax221 · 07-20-2008, 01:49 PM

Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room.

itchythesamurai · 07-20-2008, 11:21 PM

Eric, you sound like you're becoming like Russell Crowe. I want sexy pictures, buddy.

Ray Jones · 07-21-2008, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samnmax221

Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room.

WOT? Nah son, your room mate is an idiot anyways, get as many BJs as possible, and make sure he enters the room every time when you go off and she has it dripping from her eyes, nose and lips, demanding moar inze budd.

SHOW HIM PENSI ENVY DUED!!!

Det. Bart Lasiter · 07-21-2008, 02:59 PM

when you shoot a load in a girl's eyes it makes them all red and it burns their eyes.

dont shoot your sticky load in a girl's eyes.

Ray Jones · 07-21-2008, 03:11 PM

you rite bro i meant more like lid+lash style its awesome

Det. Bart Lasiter · 07-21-2008, 03:13 PM

oh yeah i forgot the most important deterrent to shooting semen in eyes: bite marks on your penis

Ray Jones · 07-21-2008, 03:43 PM

teeth are always an interesting experience, jay

Det. Bart Lasiter · 07-21-2008, 03:49 PM

well, if they're introduced to the bj in question in a playful manner however a scorned woman/man/organic blowjob machine taking a chunk out of one's penis seems less interesting and more ffffffffffff

SyntheticGerbil · 07-21-2008, 05:43 PM

This is thread is way out of control. WAY WAY OUTTA CONTROLEEERLERER

Ray Jones · 07-21-2008, 07:36 PM

LERLERLERLERLERLERLERLER

or, like the chinese man would say

LELLELLELLELLELLELLELLEL

he he he

Samnmax221 · 07-26-2008, 02:24 PM

Thankfully I'll be rid of him in 2 months(That is unless he ****s up a test, or his orders get ****ed up and he doesn't leave on time). Really I'm happy I didn't get in trouble for any of the things I did. It's good to be a weekend warrior.

itchythesamurai · 07-29-2008, 11:01 AM

Aww, I hated my roommate last year in college. I sympathize, man. Back on topic, I found something pretty horrific:

Samnmax221 · 08-01-2008, 06:17 PM

That's pretty horrific. On a negative note my dirtbag roommate lied to me about cleaning his drawers, we failed a room inspection, and now I'm spending a week back in phase 1(Have to remain in uniform if I want to leave the dormitory, curfew, can't leave the base). I will make him miserable now.

itchythesamurai · 08-02-2008, 03:56 AM

Be sure to give us updates on that, Eric. I enjoy living vicariously through you.

Samnmax221 · 08-02-2008, 03:17 PM

Yah. So I'm sitting in the library thoroughly enjoying my phase 1 weekend, in uniform of course, and then I realize I forgot to shave. That's a big nono.

itchythesamurai · 08-02-2008, 09:50 PM

Did you get caught?

itchythesamurai · 08-03-2008, 11:20 AM

Shmargin! How dare you take Eric for a deserter! Also, you're only one post away from 500. Heh, and I thought I was a slow poster...

Samnmax221 · 08-03-2008, 01:11 PM

No I didn't get caught.

Samnmax221 · 08-10-2008, 01:10 PM

I think he called a phone sex line last night while he thought I was sleeping, or he just had a really bizarre conversation with his mom. I'll be checking his call log now.

Shmargin · 08-10-2008, 07:12 PM

Come on man, its hard to masturbate when you sleep in the same room as another man, give him a break.

Samnmax221 · 08-13-2008, 06:00 PM

The next day he was suddenly $100 in the hole, wonder how that happened?

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-13-2008, 07:42 PM

blood rituals

Samnmax221 · 08-16-2008, 03:28 PM

I believe only Jews bleed money. He doesn't resemble one.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-16-2008, 06:16 PM

someone made a blood sacrifice and summoned the $100.

Samnmax221 · 08-16-2008, 06:49 PM

The possibility had not occurred to me.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 08-16-2008, 07:00 PM

that's why i get paid the big bucks