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KILL THE NEWCOMERS BURY THEIR CREMATED REMAINS IN SHEEP-DUNG
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i invoke godwin's law heil ze führer
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Yes. No.
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fruit salad
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i'm too cool to vote
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i'm too much of an elitist snob to vote i attend operas and you're an uncultured pig
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BLASTED BOTTOM-SURPRISE-LOVING PIG-LOVING WEE-WEE HOLE (censored censored censored censored)
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my mother never loved me
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I WILL DESTROY THIS THREAD THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL
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i am receiving a transmissions from david bowie's space nipple antennae
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09-10-2008, 10:03 PM
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ave what if you had nipples on your fingertips
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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09-10-2008, 10:17 PM
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Junior Member
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ave what if you had nipples on your fingertips
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Is this what qualifies as humor around here?
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09-10-2008, 10:18 PM
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#163
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Originally Posted by Great Scott!
Is this what qualifies as humor around here?
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no and i certainly hope you didn't laugh at it
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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09-10-2008, 10:37 PM
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ps sam me and you should check later on to see if sarah palin is on yahoo see if we can get some pix  |
okay, let's do it
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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09-10-2008, 10:50 PM
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A Little Nugget
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ave what if you had nipples on your fingertips
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...okay, you make it better. It's just we had like, a bunch of lackluster posts in a row, made me sad.
ALSO DATH, IF YOUR READING THIS I GUESS WE NOW HAVE AN INSIDE JOKE: ~fiddle~
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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09-10-2008, 11:23 PM
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36 Wings, 365 Eyes
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Originally Posted by Great Scott!
Is this what qualifies as humor around here?
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get out of our forum
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We will be great failures one day, you and I
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09-10-2008, 11:27 PM
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devon dont be rude use the smilie 
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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09-10-2008, 11:28 PM
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The Original.
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uck you all. That is all.
PS: Sam is my illegitimate black lovechild.
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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09-10-2008, 11:29 PM
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...sam is black?
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09-11-2008, 12:57 AM
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Baron von Sexy
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STUNNING PLOT TWIST
Let's kill ourselves.
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09-11-2008, 01:29 AM
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The Magical Malefactor
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PS: Sam is my illegitimate black lovechild.
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Who's the father?
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09-11-2008, 01:37 AM
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I AM THE FATHER.
No, wait, that's wrong. In any case, what's wrong with being an illegitimate black lovechild? I'm still between nude velma and sithy, so I'm having a hard time finding something to gripe about.
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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09-11-2008, 01:40 AM
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The Magical Malefactor
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Wait wait, nude Velma is the father?
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09-11-2008, 01:46 AM
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ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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09-11-2008, 01:49 AM
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The Magical Malefactor
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Well just as long as I'm not the father... I can't afford child support.
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09-11-2008, 03:29 AM
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The Original.
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Nude Velma is for victory.
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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09-11-2008, 03:30 AM
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The Magical Malefactor
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What, I'm not good enough for you!? ;.;
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09-11-2008, 06:38 PM
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A Little Nugget
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I"M. NOT. INVOLVED.
~Runs off for dinner.~
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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09-14-2008, 03:17 PM
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Sine Amore Nihil Est Vita
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Originally Posted by Great Scott!
I guess people here aren't familiar with the "Edit" button?
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Jaymack is above the need for the edit button. 
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Originally Posted by Great Scott!
Is this what qualifies as humor around here?
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So GTFO already.
_EW_
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09-14-2008, 03:33 PM
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#180
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"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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09-14-2008, 03:37 PM
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...sam is black?
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And here I thought Sam was a mauvey shade of pinky-russet. Perhaps with aqua polka dots.
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09-14-2008, 03:41 PM
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The Magical Malefactor
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Aqua? Pfft. Everybody knows it's turquoise.
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09-14-2008, 05:44 PM
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he has spots?
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09-14-2008, 05:54 PM
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The Original.
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Then it's decided, Sam is a heffalump.
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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09-14-2008, 07:43 PM
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Galaxial
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Then it's decided, Sam is a heffalump.
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Nonono. We need to make a thread to decide this matter. Sir Sithy, I grant you this most spectacular privilege.  |
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09-14-2008, 11:18 PM
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Then it's decided, Sam is a heffalump.
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sounds like it
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09-14-2008, 11:27 PM
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#187
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"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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09-14-2008, 11:51 PM
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The Original.
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Sammy is offering someone else his Heffa lump. :'(
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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09-15-2008, 09:33 PM
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but to who or whom
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09-15-2008, 10:26 PM
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Baron von Sexy
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SHOCKING CLIFFHANGER
Let's kill ourselves.
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09-15-2008, 10:28 PM
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Galaxial
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SHOCKING CLIFFHANGER
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09-16-2008, 11:30 PM
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A handful of dust.
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ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
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Aha! And now, ladies, gentlemen and the unsure, we have solved the Curious Case of The Speckled Windu6.
This is where you say "Egad, sir! Why, Insidious-Holmes, you are a stupendous genius! Here, smoke this meerschaum of Jane Austen."
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Is this what qualifies as humor around here?
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Is this what qualifies as human around here?
My, my, standards have slipped.
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Jallama Reed is the New Pioneer. Jallama Reed is Life Under Siege. Jallama Reed is the Model of Tragedy. Jallama Reed is the Avatar of Us All.
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03-20-2013, 05:43 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Or, you know, just wait five years or so and it should quiet down again nicely.
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03-21-2013, 11:53 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-haha!
Glorious plan, my master! Most glorious!
The institution shall never forgive us for this, no, they will nost certainly mot!
We must capitalise on this!
We must consider it capitalised!
Ha-ha!
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03-21-2013, 08:52 PM
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#195
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A handful of dust.
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Now is the profitable moment! Now is the hour of Victory! Tonight, we march on Stalingrad! etc.
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Reason: and other varieties in the genus
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04-22-2013, 04:48 AM
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Lurker
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this version of RD was/is frightening
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05-06-2013, 02:13 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Zombies stopped being frightening like... millennia ago, dude
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05-08-2013, 01:24 AM
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What the fresh heck are the tags on this thread?
Also, I remembered my log in info after about about 2 months of not being able to recall my password, so let's resurrect this place.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"
go go drama go! 
