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02-15-2009, 06:28 PM
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#81
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internet hate machine
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He's right... he has friends in high places...
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02-15-2009, 07:06 PM
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#82
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Jones
Why the heck do people never close the door? It's freezing outside!
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and I think with that question about the afro guns, could conclude that somebody forgot to check one's sanity at the door. 
*points to the empty mayonnaise jar*
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02-15-2009, 07:41 PM
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#83
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Resident Polak
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Wait... we kept SANITY in that mayonnaise jar? F***, I've been spreading that stuff on my sandwiches.
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02-15-2009, 08:14 PM
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#84
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internet hate machine
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BLASPHEMY!!
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02-16-2009, 01:57 AM
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#85
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Well at least all that sanity has been processed and *shutter* disposed of...
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02-16-2009, 08:35 AM
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Close to the Edge
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Hmmm... maybe that's the cause of the toilet clogging the other day...
Native XWA.Netter (Nutter?)
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02-16-2009, 02:08 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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*picks up the Jar and peers in*
Yeah, it's almost empty. 
Lynk, I suggest that Kjo gets transferred to being the "sub-secretary's"-secretary in Aresen's Department of Waste and Human Bio-product until we get this matter fully investigated.
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02-16-2009, 04:18 PM
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#88
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Forum Mum
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This sounds like a job for my trusty rubber gloves.
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02-16-2009, 04:24 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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That's what you get for ruining valuable, healthy sandwiches with mayonnaise, foo'!
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02-16-2009, 04:25 PM
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Resident Polak
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Wait... we've been keeping WHAT in the Department of Waste and Human Bio-product? SH*T, I've been spreading that stuff on my bagels.
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02-16-2009, 04:50 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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okay
o kay
ooo kkkaaayyy
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02-16-2009, 05:04 PM
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#92
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kjølen
SH*T, I've been spreading that stuff on my bagels.
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You've been spread SH*T on your bagels? Ewww
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02-16-2009, 05:07 PM
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#93
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He eats pieces of sh!t for breakfast?
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02-16-2009, 05:08 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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oh I thought he meant something else
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02-16-2009, 05:09 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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...and asks for seconds... XP
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02-16-2009, 05:22 PM
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#96
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Resident Polak
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Well it IS the Department of Human Waste and Bio-Products. Who knows which human byproduct I've been spreading on those bagels.
Also, if we have an Emperor, Prime Minister, Minister of Milk, and Minister of Funny Walks... don't we need a Ministry of Brothels? I'll be the Supreme Chancellor of Polish Sausage... baby.
Last edited by Kjølen; 02-16-2009 at 05:44 PM.
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02-16-2009, 05:52 PM
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#97
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If Moeller posted here more, I'd make him the Minister of handsome men.
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02-16-2009, 05:58 PM
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#98
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Above
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
If Moeller posted here more, I'd make him the Minister of handsome men.
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Not so fast there cowboy, I thought I was the handsome one.
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02-16-2009, 05:59 PM
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#99
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Resident Polak
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If Wacky posted here more often, he'd have to be the Minister of Danish Pastries.
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02-16-2009, 06:08 PM
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#100
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pho3nix
Not so fast there cowboy, I thought I was the handsome one. |
No, you'd be the minister of monocles and top hats.
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02-16-2009, 06:11 PM
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Above
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
No, you'd be the minister of monocles and top hats.
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Ah yes, it is quite the honorable position I 'suppose. 
I'll let Jeff take on the mantle of handsomeness this time.
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02-16-2009, 06:11 PM
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#102
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Resident Polak
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
No, you'd be the minister of monocles and top hats.
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Don't you mean REGENT of Monocles and Top Hats?
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02-16-2009, 06:46 PM
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#103
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Hold the damn phone here!
If there was ANY Minister of ANY KIND Pastry, it would be souly onto me, and me alone.
shame on you Kjo, SHAME ON YOU!!! *shakes fist*
[edit]
Mister Prime Minister,
In addition to my appointment of Ministry of Silly Walks, I would also would like to be appointed Ministry of Baked Goods 
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02-16-2009, 11:54 PM
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#104
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Ruler of Valhalla
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Nice to see this places doesn't change much.
Scar was ever so kind and persistent in pointing out that apparently I'm the Master at Arms here, so I'm happy to report that I have been dutifully accumulating more weapons and my office now includes dull metal things that go really really fast and make a big boom, and sometimes launch fire balls out of the muzzle (I love my Mosin Nagant).
I'm also planning on starting my own religion soon, I'm figuring a commandment "Thou shall own machine guns" could be the loophole I need to get me my minigun.
and um...nice to see you Red.
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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As Odin says in the Hovamal:
"Praise no day 'til evening; no wife 'til on her pyre; no sword 'til tested;
no maid 'til bedded; no ice 'til crossed;
no ale 'til drunk."
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02-17-2009, 03:21 AM
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#105
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Darn tootin, til I've been relieved of my duties.
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02-17-2009, 03:27 AM
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#106
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Resident Polak
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Hold the damn phone here!
If there was ANY Minister of ANY KIND Pastry, it would be souly onto me, and me alone.
shame on you Kjo, SHAME ON YOU!!! *shakes fist* |
I do not think you understand exactly what position you are trying to hold.
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02-17-2009, 06:18 AM
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#107
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@ Admiral:
Gasp... it's... you.
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02-17-2009, 06:52 AM
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#108
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Resident Polak
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Hey guys, I'm starting a LucasForums Exclusive clique. All are invited to apply, but I'll accept people only on a specific basis, and I'll give many people lofty titles, while others I'll give silly titles depending on my mood at the time. Others I'll deny entrance outright, but somehow get them to think they didn't want to be a part of it anyway.
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02-17-2009, 07:18 AM
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#109
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Too late Kjo  we already have our own exclusive group and YOU are not invited
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02-17-2009, 01:11 PM
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#110
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[armleglegarmhead]
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I have my own exclusive group as well.
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02-17-2009, 01:33 PM
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#111
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Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralPloKoon
Um, did he he just pull guns out of his....hair?!
EDIT:Aw jeez, I don't really belong here...just wanted to pop in the RS forum....
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Ditto, I mean look at my join date compared to Red Nines . . . I mean look. 
Grand Admiral of the Imperial Remnant.
"This one is constantly thinking, analyzing, strategizing. He showed no fear, but was curious, studying me in turn."
―Emperor Palpatine
"All thoughts are worth listening to, whether later judged to be of value or not."
―Thrawn
"I have no qualms about accepting a useful idea merely because it wasn't my own."
―Thrawn
"But… it was so artistically done."
―Thrawn's last words
-Master Tactician
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02-17-2009, 01:47 PM
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#112
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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nah, you guys are welcomed 
just check your sanity at the door.
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02-17-2009, 01:54 PM
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#113
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Hiya Admiral_Thrawn and
WELCOME TO ARESEN
I'm Lynk Former. webmaster of Twilight Lynk, long time member, Prime Minister, Graphic Designer of Aresen and Super Moderator of LucasForums. If you have any questions don't ask me cause I'm just a nog...
Now here are some things to know and some simple rules to go by in this mental asylum we call a forum...
¤ Don't spam
¤ Don't flame
¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel  (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot)
¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins
¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy
¤ If you trip over it's cause Spot the invisible dog ran too close to you
¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!!
¤ Wacky_Baccy is a nog
¤ Sorry ladies, Daddy Gunner is married 
¤ If you're naughty, leXX the forum mum will put you over her knee and spank you (rwar)
¤ ...Panties...
Now enjoy yourself and...
LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR
(...don't forget to close the door behind you it's freezing outside)
Man that is so OOOOOOOLD... btw didn't we used to have a Grand_Admiral_Thrawn in here at some point?
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02-17-2009, 02:03 PM
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#114
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[armleglegarmhead]
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Yeah, over at the XWA HQs, IIRC.
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02-17-2009, 04:50 PM
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#115
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[armleglegarmhead]
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Mister Weasel is not in your avatar, FYI.
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02-17-2009, 05:28 PM
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#116
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Mr. Weasel got his Ninja degree not long ago... he's there... watching... watching you all.
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02-17-2009, 05:32 PM
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#117
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8-Bit Code Monkey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
¤ If you're naughty, leXX the forum mum will put you over her knee and spank you (rwar)
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Noted ... ninja post +1
"Women are like sunsets… they’re beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow." - Gilder
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02-17-2009, 06:18 PM
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#118
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Forum Mum
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Yes indeed, you have been warned.
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02-17-2009, 06:26 PM
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#119
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Resident Polak
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
Too late Kjo we already have our own exclusive group and YOU are not invited |
WHAT?! This is totally unfair and completely different from my idea! I'm going to go post a complaint to the rest of the staff to have this silly and intolerant group overturned! For the good of the majority who backs me up!
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02-17-2009, 08:07 PM
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#120
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Ruler of Valhalla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
@ Admiral:
Gasp... it's... you.
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Yes it is me. Unless I'm a figment of your imagination then really it is you.
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
Official Forum Expert on Norse Mythology
As Odin says in the Hovamal:
"Praise no day 'til evening; no wife 'til on her pyre; no sword 'til tested;
no maid 'til bedded; no ice 'til crossed;
no ale 'til drunk."
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