COUNTERINVASION COMMENCE - Page 3

SuicidalXWing · 02-23-2009, 02:30 PM

thermopolylae, whatever, they know where they're from. And fear my duct tape.

Darth InSidious · 02-23-2009, 02:41 PM

I'm afraid 300 men armed with sarissai are no match for the Ahto Grenadiers:

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier.

Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball
Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal.
But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades
Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

And when the siege is over, we to the town repair
The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier!
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health to those
Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the louped clothes.
May they and their commanders live happy all their years
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

SuicidalXWing · 02-23-2009, 02:42 PM

Its a shame that while they were singing that song the 300 had time to attack. They should've learned to throw grenades and sing at the same time. Multitasking not in their vocab I take it.

Darth InSidious · 02-23-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuicidalXWing

Its a shame that while they were singing that song the 300 had time to attack. They should've learned to throw grenades and sing at the same time. Multitasking not in their vocab I take it.

They weren't. That was a CD and some mannequins.

...As your Spartans have just found out. Pity for you to lose them all in one go.

SuicidalXWing · 02-23-2009, 03:10 PM

Seeing as how they're all still alive, the reality is that you don't have any grenadiers, that was must be sad.

Darth InSidious · 02-23-2009, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuicidalXWing

Seeing as how they're all still alive, the reality is that you don't have any grenadiers, that was must be sad.

Actually, we just didn't send the grenadiers. Until about ten minutes ago. That explosion you just heard? That was Leonidas.

SuicidalXWing · 02-23-2009, 03:33 PM

Good thing he's undead then, huh.

igyman · 02-23-2009, 05:06 PM

Good thing I took Necromancy as an optional subject last semester. Leonidas, down boy!

*Leonidas crumbles to dust*

**Astor** · 02-23-2009, 05:47 PM

I won't snip it, 'cause it's awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

I'm afraid 300 men armed with sarissai are no match for the Ahto Grenadiers:

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the Ahto Grenadier.

Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball
Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal.
But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades
Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

And when the siege is over, we to the town repair
The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier!
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health to those
Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the louped clothes.
May they and their commanders live happy all their years
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the Ahto Grenadier.

You, Sir, get +100 points of awesome. PRESENT!

EDIT: Also, I have 23 Ships of the Line at the ready, including six First Rates. They should sort out any waterborne threats.

***Rogue Nine*** · 02-23-2009, 05:53 PM

I see your silly rowing song and raise you a song that's over 9000 times more awesome:

YouTube Video

**Astor** · 02-23-2009, 05:55 PM

Kind of a non-event there, Niner.

Litofsky · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

Fellow Ahtonians, how goes the counterinvasion? Has Operation: PERITAS commenced yet?

Darth InSidious · 02-23-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue Nine

I see your silly rowing song and raise you a song that's over 9000 times more awesome:

YouTube Video

I see your Libera Me, and raise you one over 9000 times better:

YouTube Video

GeneralPloKoon · 02-23-2009, 07:47 PM

This is getting out of control! Don't make me intervene!

edlib · 02-23-2009, 08:36 PM

YouTube Video

The Aresen fight song!

Crumble in the face if it's sheer awesomeness!

Darth InSidious · 02-23-2009, 08:46 PM

Really? Here's what our armies march to:

YouTube Video

You may now kiss the RSM.

Kuuki · 02-23-2009, 09:05 PM

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA...

wait a minute....

The rulers of Ahto and RSN got MARRIED!!?!?!

Weddings make me cry.

Ray Jones · 02-24-2009, 01:19 PM

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Zoom gettin' married no wai

Kjølen · 02-25-2009, 12:05 AM

So, there's going to be an Empress? Our power and influence grows stronger yet. Your move InSidious.

JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan · 02-25-2009, 12:46 AM

*pokes head into thread*

ahtonauts! how goes the battle? have you made them serronade their grandmothers in mankinis yet?

CommanderQ · 02-25-2009, 12:52 AM

I believe that our people may be victorious! Hurrah! Hurrah! Ahtonian rights! Hurrah!

Kjølen · 02-25-2009, 01:01 AM

There will be no victory for the losers.
And Ahto is totally full of losers.

***Lynk Former*** · 02-25-2009, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CommanderQ

I believe that our people may be victorious! Hurrah! Hurrah! Ahtonian rights! Hurrah!

You should've taken my advice...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...urbatemore.png

Kjølen · 02-25-2009, 01:08 AM

Maybe if Ahto persons masturbated more, they'd have less time on their hands (He he he) to go around sullying other empires with their dirty DNA.

Darth InSidious · 02-25-2009, 09:42 AM

You started it.

Sabretooth · 02-25-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynk Former

You should've taken my advice...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...urbatemore.png

OP here, I'm Iron Man

CommanderQ · 02-25-2009, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynk Former

You should've taken my advice...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...urbatemore.png

Heh, and who's side are you on in this case?

Kuuki · 02-25-2009, 11:16 AM

*runs through the thread*

Fumoffu! Fumoffu! Fumoffu!!!

Kjølen · 02-25-2009, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

You started it.

Our empire first? Yes, we did. We called foul when you copied.

Kuuki · 02-25-2009, 12:40 PM

I have a release of our tech demonstration of our Bonta-Kun capabilities...

YouTube Video

Kjølen · 02-25-2009, 04:00 PM

I've just got a video report from our spies in the Ahto empire from one of the war fronts, where Ahtonian soldiers fight futilely against Aresen mercenaries.

YouTube Video

***Lynk Former*** · 02-25-2009, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CommanderQ

Heh, and who's side are you on in this case?

I am the Prime Minister of Aresen.

Kuuki · 02-25-2009, 10:53 PM

god now i want to play mechwarrior.

Sabretooth · 02-25-2009, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynk Former

I am the Prime Minister of Aresen.

yes, Lynk is.

***Lynk Former*** · 02-26-2009, 12:01 AM

know your place, Sabre

Sabretooth · 02-26-2009, 12:09 AM

You sonofa

**Astor** · 02-26-2009, 06:26 AM

Now surely there exists an opportunity for peace? Why not a union with Ahto? We could be stronger together than we could ever be apart!

***Lynk Former*** · 02-26-2009, 06:33 AM

I propose we all move to my forum!

Kuuki · 02-26-2009, 11:57 AM

It's a trap!!

i know.

I joined about the time lynk started it, and i'm stuck in there XD

CommanderQ · 02-26-2009, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynk Former

I am the Prime Minister of Aresen.

AHA! You guys actually have a Prime Minister!! Ahto is...ummm....past that! Now the Emperor thinks for everyone! Oy....that's not such a good thing...