The Perfect Bath

Marius Fett · 03-22-2009, 05:02 PM

Now, if you know either Stream or myself well, you'll know that we are both rather odd individuals.

Earlier on, we were chit chatting on MSN, and I announced that I was going for my bath. I left my desk, and upon entering my bathroom, I discovered that there was a rubber duck in there.

Now, as a strange individual, I naturally found this to be a rather large cause for excitement, so I sent Stream a text, informing him of my discovery.

I recieved a reply, reminding me to get out my back scrubbing brush, and my 'wee toy boat'.

We then started suggesting other items which can make your bathtime experience much more fufilling than normally it would be. On that note, here is Marius and Stream's List of Bathtime Wonders:

*Rubber Duck

*Back Scrubbing Brush

*Wee Toy Boat (MUST BE SMALL)

*A packet of crisps

*A pint of beer

*A cocktail umberella in said pint

*One of those half a cherry things in said pint

*A fag (or any other smokeable object (I cannot be held responsible if you are caught by the authorities smoking a spliff in your bath. be warned).)

Another optional object is a copy of the Bible, as it is rather fun to re-enact the Great Flood.

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I highly recommend that you employ the use of aforementioned objects when you next have your bath, as it really was the highlight of my bathtime experience this evening.

Feel free to post your list of favourite bathtime objects too, and we'll see the sorts of bathtime activities people here like to partake in.

**Stream** · 03-22-2009, 07:07 PM

You forgot one important factor in there son.

It is required that you have a Kit Kat, (Preferably a four fingered bar), to dunk in yon afore mentioned pint of beer.

Marius Fett · 03-22-2009, 07:29 PM

Indeed. Yon Kit Kat is very much required.

If you should find that yon stock of Kit Kats be empty, confer thus unto yon local shopkeeper, and make it so that it is you are purchasing more of the aforementioned chocolate.

M@RS · 03-24-2009, 12:45 AM

Don't do beer, or fags. There goes my bath...

The Kit Kat doesn't sound so bad though.

**Stream** · 03-24-2009, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by M@RS

Don't do beer, or fags. There goes my bath...

The Kit Kat doesn't sound so bad though.

You could dunk said Kit Kat in a pint of orange juice, that's just as good.

Marius Fett · 03-24-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Stream

You could dunk said Kit Kat in a pint of orange juice, that's just as good.

Tut tut, your grammar is slipping...

What you should have said was this:

'You could dunk yon afore spoken Kit Kat in a pint of orange juice, it be just as good..'

Not good enough, my boy!

Better get Great Great Uncle T to sort you out in yonder gym..

**Stream** · 03-24-2009, 02:31 PM

He couldn't sort out a ****-up in a brewery bless his little heart.

Anyway I have one question aimed toward young Master Fett - Why the heck did you start texting me while in yon bath?

Marius Fett · 03-24-2009, 02:35 PM

I was next to yon bath..

Was gathering yon required items, before entering yon afore spoken bath.

LordOfTheFish · 03-24-2009, 02:36 PM

A perfect bath to me is one that turns my skin red it's so hot.

Fredi · 03-24-2009, 09:06 PM

A perfect bath for me would be the one that I could fall sleep

... and eventually causing my dead lol

**RoxStar** · 03-24-2009, 10:41 PM

Filled with womens

Hallucination · 03-24-2009, 10:49 PM

Ideally it involves more than one person naked, and only one person a dude (hint: that's me!). And an orchestra hidden in the drywall.

Sith'ari Darth Bane · 04-10-2009, 06:09 AM

My perfect bath is one with my wife.

Serpentine Cougar · 04-12-2009, 01:20 AM

A perfect bath for me is one that's over as soon as its begun. I've got too much else to do to waste my time on hygiene!

**RoxStar** · 04-12-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Serpentine Cougar

A perfect bath for me is one that's over as soon as its begun. I've got too much else to do to waste my time on hygiene!

:O! I love wasting time on hygiene!

**Stream** · 04-12-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxStar

:O! I love wasting time on hygiene!

As too do I, the trouble is though I often fall asleep in yon bath.

Commander Obi-Wan · 04-13-2009, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxStar

Filled with womens

Lets hold this thought.

Marius Fett · 04-13-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Stream

As too do I, the trouble is though I often fall asleep in yon bath.

Yon afore spoken occurence of descending into a state of suspended conciousness is a doings which transpires on the part of I rather often.

M@RS · 04-13-2009, 07:28 PM

^ Meaning, he falls asleep in his bath tub with his rubber ducky bobbing up and down on the steaming water...

My perfect bath is one that's filled with hot water, but it doesn't steam up the mirror...

**RoxStar** · 04-13-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by M@RS

^ Meaning, he falls asleep in his bath tub with his rubber ducky bobbing up and down on the steaming water...

My perfect bath is one that's filled with hot water, but it doesn't steam up the mirror...

What's wrong with steam?

Marius Fett · 04-14-2009, 02:47 PM

That, RoxStar, is a question that plagues me.. I am glad to see others which ponder the same things as I..

Serpentine Cougar · 04-14-2009, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxStar

What's wrong with steam?

When you get out of the bath and you're trying to comb your hair, you can't see what you're doing 'cuz of all the steam fogging up the mirror.

M@RS · 04-14-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Marius Fett

That, RoxStar, is a question that plagues me.. I am glad to see others which ponder the same things as I..

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Originally Posted by Serpentine Cougar

When you get out of the bath and you're trying to comb your hair, you can't see what you're doing 'cuz of all the steam fogging up the mirror.

Fett, you no longer have to waste time wondering about steam.

Cougar has answered it!

Marius Fett · 04-15-2009, 11:12 AM

Serpentine Cougar, I thank you most gratefully. My destiny has now been fulfilled and I can live out the remainder of my days in peace and happiness, slowly fading into the mists of eternity, as I am covered over by the dusts of forever.

Serpentine Cougar · 04-19-2009, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Marius Fett

My destiny has now been fulfilled and I can live out the remainder of my days in peace and happiness, slowly fading into the mists of eternity, as I am covered over by the steam and fog of forever.

Fix'd and you're welcome, lol.

Marius Fett · 04-19-2009, 07:24 AM

Gabez · 06-06-2010, 01:45 PM

Bubblebath is, I assume, taken as read.

I can recomend eating ice-cream in the bath. The contrast between the cool ice-cream and the hot water is very pleasant.

**RoxStar** · 06-10-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gabez

Bubblebath is, I assume, taken as read.

I can recomend eating ice-cream in the bath. The contrast between the cool ice-cream and the hot water is very pleasant.

:O!!! Next time I take a bath I am totally doing that!!!!

LordOfTheFish · 06-11-2010, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gabez

I can recomend eating ice-cream in the bath. The contrast between the cool ice-cream and the hot water is very pleasant.

Actually I've done that and I totally agree.

Ogriv83 · 09-01-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gabez

Bubblebath is, I assume, taken as read.

I can recomend eating ice-cream in the bath. The contrast between the cool ice-cream and the hot water is very pleasant.

This so gets my vote for trial in next yon bath.