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04-01-2009, 04:09 AM
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thedeadlymoose
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A Confession
I haven't posted in a while. There are many reasons. I needed... time. Time to think about what I'm about to tell you.
I have a confession to make.
I'm a guy. Male. XY chromosomes, external genitalia, uncomfortable family jewels, all of that. However, I spent much of my formative Internet years on this forum. During this, my first foray into the Internet, I kept secret almost every bit of personal information about myself that there was. My name, my state, my home country, even my gender. I was just a little paranoid.
Everyone here quickly got used to my ambiguity. Some people even turned it into a guessing game. I think some people were even disappointed when they eventually discovered my gender. Not necessarily by what gender it was, but because the confusion was gone.
And somewhere along the line... I grew to like the ambiguity. I started to glory in it. To feast on it. To splash in it like rain puddles. Some other inappropriate metaphors as well.
So... I made a choice. A significant one.
I'm getting a sex change. It was a hard decision, one that was a long time coming.
But I'm not becoming female. Oh no. (After all, I wouldn't want to be a chromosomally inferior version of leXX.)
I'm becoming a hermaphrodite.
I'm sure I can count on all of your support during this difficult time.
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04-01-2009, 03:16 PM
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internet hate machine
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You're really bored, aren't you Pinky XD
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04-01-2009, 03:55 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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what you need is some ever lasting sexual action babey
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04-02-2009, 01:33 AM
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thedeadlymoose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
You're really bored, aren't you Pinky XD
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That's hardly a boring epiphany!
Ray: Are you offering? 
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04-02-2009, 03:15 AM
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Forum Mum
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Good luck Red. I know it can't have been an easy decision to make, but you must do whatever you feel will make you happy.  How do your parents feel about it?
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04-02-2009, 06:38 AM
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thedeadlymoose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leXX
Good luck Red. I know it can't have been an easy decision to make, but you must do whatever you feel will make you happy. How do your parents feel about it? |
Well, I haven't told them yet, but I imagine they will be excited that their son could now potentially be a daddy and a mommy.
It's like two for the price of one!
Not enough pranks on this forum for an April Fool's Day. Not nearly enough. >.>
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04-02-2009, 03:23 PM
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internet hate machine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Redwing
Well, I haven't told them yet, but I imagine they will be excited that their son could now potentially be a daddy and a mommy.
It's like two for the price of one!
Not enough pranks on this forum for an April Fool's Day. Not nearly enough. >.>
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And for 10 bucks extra you can also be the family dog
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04-02-2009, 03:48 PM
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Forum Mum
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God damn. I think this is the first April Fools joke I've ever fallen for. You had me Red. I HATE YOU. 
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04-02-2009, 04:45 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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^_________________________________________________ ________________________^
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04-02-2009, 06:01 PM
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Senior Member
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Oh, leXX, how we love you.
In fairness, I had to do a double-take when he linked me to it yesterday, to make sure what the date was. XD;; It's the kind of thing I almost expect from our dear Rewding.
I miss digl.  ...I found digl!
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04-02-2009, 08:21 PM
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This so gets a Jester award....
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04-03-2009, 01:22 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Aw! i missed all the 'action' 
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04-07-2009, 08:50 PM
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Close to the Edge
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I say we hold him (/her) to going through with it now... just to prove the point.
I don't really know what the point is... but the idea of forced gender reassignment makes me happy.
Native XWA.Netter (Nutter?)
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04-07-2009, 08:57 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Admit it ed, you want to get into the sack with Red. 
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04-07-2009, 09:01 PM
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Close to the Edge
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Hmmm... Who says I haven't already?
Things might just be getting a bit stale and predictable. Maybe I just want to shake things up a bit.
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04-08-2009, 05:17 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Shakin things up a bit?
oh, so you're going to stop being the 'taker' and be the 'giver'?
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04-08-2009, 05:37 PM
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Close to the Edge
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This way we could both be both... simultaneously.
All the bases covered... all the time!
Everybody loves you when you are bi... and hermaphroditic.
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04-08-2009, 05:58 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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ah, putting the ' kink' back in 'kinky'
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04-11-2009, 03:24 PM
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We Are Chaos
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Well, look at Chyna the wrestler. She is clearly a hermaphrodite, yet many men dream of having sex with her. *shudders* And I mean this with all seriousness, I mean come on she has a penis!
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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04-11-2009, 07:44 PM
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Close to the Edge
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuicidalXWing
Well, look at Chyna the wrestler.
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Now that you've spoiled us all as to the secret, I'd rather not.
Though you clearly have. 
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04-17-2009, 06:38 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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So was Jamie Lee Curtis.
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04-18-2009, 02:48 PM
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Ultima Babbler
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What's up everyone.
Lovely discussion, as always. I always drop in on the most wonderful threads.
*lurk lurk and away!*
"I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and souls."
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06-20-2009, 11:04 PM
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Monochrome Man
Join Date: Feb 2001
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The scary thing is...
I missed my brother admitting he was a man... by 2 months.
All these years, I though he was a girl.
My daughter even calls him "auntie"... <_<
Whats Penny supposed to call you now?!?!
You try explaining what a hermaphrodite is to a one year old!! XD
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." -- George Carlin
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06-22-2009, 08:27 AM
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^Forum Haunter^
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my god....
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07-31-2009, 04:47 PM
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Resident Jackass
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I fukken lol'd.
There are only two constants in this world.
1. I kill you.
2. You cry for a lightsabre damage nerf.
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10-14-2009, 04:57 PM
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Forum Mum
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So, I was playing Beneath a Steel Sky on my iPhone today, and came across this. I instantly thought of this thread. I wonder why? XD
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10-14-2009, 06:01 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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The main menu?
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10-14-2009, 06:03 PM
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Close to the Edge
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L.I.N.C.?
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10-14-2009, 06:10 PM
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Forum Mum
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Geez, you guys are so stoooopid. You didn't notice the 'ITC'? Geez.
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10-14-2009, 06:51 PM
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Close to the Edge
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Oh... right... 
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10-14-2009, 08:37 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Ahhhh!!! ZOMBIE THREAD RISES FROM THE GRAVE!!!
RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-14-2009, 11:19 PM
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Close to the Edge
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Brainssss...
Brrrraaainnnsss...
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10-22-2009, 10:36 AM
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We Are Chaos
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Beneath a steel sky? I loved that game. But alas, it does not work on today's speedy computers.
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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11-23-2009, 09:19 AM
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Forum Mum
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Quote:
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Beneath a steel sky? I loved that game. But alas, it does not work on today's speedy computers.
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You can download it for free from ScummVM, and it works really good. http://www.scummvm.org/downloads/
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