The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: it'll be too runny to stay very well. (It might make a nice catalyst for home made incendiary though! )

Idea: Taking stapler to horses genitals.

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@ others

Originally Posted by Chevron 7 locke

Unleashing two homicidal androids conviently named Androids 17 and 18 across the earth and letting them fight everyone they want to.

Originally Posted by Rabish Bini

Bad idea. DBZ went crap when that started

Not to mention 18 would be so hot in real life that everything with a penis and at least some heterosexual inclinations would try to get it on with her. She'd be too busy avoiding rape to ever be able to concentrate on homicide.

Originally Posted by Alkonium

A gun that fires electrified bullets.

Uhh, actually we already have those, it's called shotgun taser bullets. Go check it out sometime.

Originally Posted by Serpentine Cougar

A computer that doubles as a refrigerator.

I'm sure you more or less say that about the high end fridges at bestbuy--electronic brains, DVD player w/ screens......if that isn't enough I'm sure you could design something to meet your satisfaction. Master's degree in engineering much? ...Eh, it'll only be a matter of time.

[Alkonium]

Bad Idea. You'd put in an effort to protect your genitals, so why wouldn't a horse?

A swimming pool full of fryer grease.

[CommanderQ]

Bad idea, what if it caught on fire?

A fuel-effecient Super battle tank.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea, do you know how slow and weak one of those would move with all the armor and artillery?

Get in a headbutting match with Wesley Willis (were he still alive).

[Alkonium]

No idea who that is, but I'll assume bad idea.

Recursive Tabletop gaming.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea as long as I can get loaded once in a while while doing it. (and beat on a little uhh, "meow" If you catch my drift).

Lobbing dumpsters, dead racoons, and pianos full of manure at the corleone residence in lake tahoe. Like that Vader esque gardener dude did to rocko's house in rocko's modern life.

[CommanderQ]

Bad idea, that Vader-esque guy would totally choke you to death using the....farce..erm, I mean dung.

Building a tower so tall, that if it fell, it wouldn't be able to fall.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, it would fall.

A gun that fires irradiated bullets.

[CommanderQ]

I'm sorry, but I find that....IRRADICAL!! Ba dum bump...

A Nuclear Missile that can be launched using your mind.

[Jedi_Man]

Bad Idea! Imagine if Iran got that!
A pencil that makes your drawings become real, IE: I draw a lightsaber, I get a Lightsaber that I drew., or If I drew Hinata, I'd get Hinata ( Choir music in background.)

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, what if you scribble?

Building a full-size replica of Weathertop.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Good Idea. We can always use one of those.

Being able to talk like Red Forman.

[Rabish Bini]

Bad Idea. We don't need anymore That 70's show related anything

A guitar that plays automatically without you touching it

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral... Kind of insulting...

HEY!!!

--Red kicks ass.

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Originally Posted by Chevron 7 locke

Being able to talk like Red Forman.

Oh, you mean Kurtwood Smith? I can impersonate his voice somewhat. He really has it for putting a boot up people's asses.
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Stealthily dumping a huge amount of manure in your old high school campus. See that way it could easily be blamed on the seniors. Whadya think?

[Totenkopf]

Good idea.......so long as the seniors were all sheiskopfs in the first place. (course a bad idea if you get caught.....cause then you're in the sh*t )

Subscribing to Penthouse magazine in your bosses's name using the office address?




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--Red kicks ass.

Best part of that show.

Oh, you mean Kurtwood Smith?...He really has it for putting a boot up people's asses.

That's why, naturally.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea, why let all that good stuff go to him? He doesn't pay you worth jack for your work anyway.

Poking a bloated dead deer out in the woods.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, some predator may smell the dead deer, and find you as well.

A crowbar-wielding costumed hero named Captain Crowbar.

[Bokken]

Bad idea, just think about the innuendo possibilities...

A fan-made Rune 2.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Bad Idea. Someone, somewhere is going to sue for the rights to it.

Having an arm mounted Phaser cannon attached to one arm and a Hand mounted personal Photon Torpedo launcher attached to the other arm.

[CommanderQ]

Bad idea!! How would you eat??? *Imagines bad situation involving food and guns*

A pet robot that massages your brain while you work.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Bad Idea! If the robat goes rogue/homicidal, he's got acess to a very easy way to kill you.

Downloading books off the internet

[Alkonium]

Good idea. Ever heard of eReader?

A working Zero-point energy manipulator (aka Half-Life 2's Gravity Gun).

[CommanderQ]

Bad idea, it would then begin the creation of the portal gun...and unleash the Combine.

A Philanthropist Combine.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. Think what Half-Life 2 would have been like if the Combine were benevolent instead of malevolent

A gun that uses animals as ammo.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea.....just b/c it would p*ss off PETA. Besides, the stray "bullets" might just make good eating.

Send Chuck Norris through the portal to b-slap the Combine.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Bad idea. Chuck Norris would take command of the combine and lead it back toward us. Power does corrupt after all.

A device that lets someone travel between Alternate Universes.

[Totenkopf]

Neutral, actually. Much would depend on who uses the device.

Sending Michael Moore on a one way trip through such a device.

[CommanderQ]

Hee hee....good idea, you would prevent the destruction of mankind.

A giant ship capable of going anywhere you like, in land, sea, air, space, anywhere....for 9.99$

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea. It would be to big to park and would cost too much to maintain.

A giant food vat that ends world hunger.

[CommanderQ]

Bad idea, since you ahve stated no limit to this giant food vat, it would make everyone in the world very large, as we have no limits....


A Giant Food Vat with limits for each person.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: The bastard in charge of it would severely limit the amount of food coming out of it. Everyone would starve. Except the bastard, of course.


Trying to out-be-annoying than Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. They were already pushing it.

Working as a receptionist at a hospital and saying "Come again soon" to anyone who leaves.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: you work at a whorehouse, the words and their meaning could be literally interpreted by a client who wasn't "fully satisfied" for his money.

Working at burger world and throwing food and drinks at the ceiling fan.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").

Make politicians run a huge maze or even compete on one of those crazy Japanese games shows. If they win in the alloted time, they can get their bills voted on in Congress (not necessarily passed, though).

[Serpentine Cougar]

Bad idea; game shows are not a good way to run a government...

Vote Vader for President.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea---Chad Vader can't even manage a grocery store.

Make everyone who wants higher taxes get hit with them first before spreading their pain to everyone else.

[Darth Avlectus]

^^^
Bad idea, because even if the dark side has cookies, some whiny little blond farm boy is going to botch the whole deal.

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Originally Posted by Totenkopf

Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").

That's okay, throwing dead mice in the fryer is getting a little boring since Anderson never comes around anymore for "large fries, pie, and large coffee" like he used to before and after the foot doctor.
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Blowing the cookie monster's head off with an AK-47 and telling the kids that sesame street isn't real. Then shooting up with elmo, and smoking one with Kermt and Big Bird.

[CommanderQ]

Bad idea. The Grouch would go over and use you like I'll get out.

To invent a portal gun, supervised by a lady-like AI with ulterior motives.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, the cake is a lie.

Hiding in a supply closet and yelling "SUPPLIES!" whenever someone opens the door.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea---someone may take one of the pencils and jab you in a sensitive spot (ears, eyes, crotch, wherever..).

Being the only male towel boy in a female locker room used exclusively by hot cheerleaders.