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05-11-2009, 04:13 AM
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#9561
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Does not realize his woman may dump his sorry ass for using an ashtray account idea to get rich easy.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 06:45 AM
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#9562
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^lives on the wrong side of the tracks
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 03:24 PM
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#9563
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^Too near, it seems.
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05-11-2009, 04:04 PM
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#9564
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Wants someone to hit on the av and gets all hot and bothered when someone does. (Admit it, you like that kind of attention.) 
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 04:06 PM
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#9565
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^Bean!
I never said I minded, I just wanted you to be sure I'm a guy
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05-11-2009, 04:12 PM
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#9566
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^ Of course he doesn't mind. (That's where mind games fail miserably! >_<)
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 04:29 PM
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#9567
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^Got his facial mole at Moles 'R Us
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 04:31 PM
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#9568
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^>_< ......Shut up! You water cooler mafia mofo.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 04:32 PM
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#9569
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It's Thornhill!
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Warwickshire, UK
Posts: 3,604
Current Game: The Old Republic
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^One of Britain's best comedy actors.
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05-11-2009, 04:36 PM
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#9570
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Playing a game that is in the business of being for keeps. 
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 04:38 PM
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#9571
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^would I lie to you?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 04:39 PM
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#9572
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Uhhhm, yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. Yeah. Allright, that would be great.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 04:41 PM
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#9573
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^Do I even look like I know what a TPS report is?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 04:56 PM
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#9574
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Whatever you do, stay out of the office on 3126 tamarack road, it's small and right next to the homeless shelter...
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 05:10 PM
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#9575
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^he knows, b/c it's where he lives.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 05:11 PM
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#9576
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^ Uses me as his agent to find property.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 05:13 PM
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#9577
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^doesn't know we're selling the property to his mom and other family members, all as clueless as him
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 05:18 PM
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#9578
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^ His accountant is so short sided he didn't realize a $27 trillion check by a poor person would bounce. The company lost out majorly and the judge laughed at the lack of common sense, then dismissed the case since the forgery wasn't even on a real check: it was one of those adult fetish game pieces. Thanks!
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 05:22 PM
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#9579
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^unfortunately comes from a family so stupid that they don't recognize that the title deeds to the land were phony in the first place. Nothing for nothing yields nothing.....
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 05:26 PM
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#9580
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^Engineer is going out of his mind after he burnt down the building...no work has driven him nutz.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 05:31 PM
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#9581
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^realllly....ya don't say.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 09:45 PM
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#9582
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^Porky corporate inquirer is now everywhere, washing off the Doodey that monkey army flings.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-12-2009, 12:28 AM
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#9583
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^eats the cleaned up monkey crap between meals at his home beneath the rails.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-12-2009, 04:52 PM
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#9584
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How to take a picture
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: hiding
Posts: 2,396
Current Game: DYING
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^Eats the leftovers in his corporate office.
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05-12-2009, 05:00 PM
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#9585
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^Guns are too quick.
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05-12-2009, 05:20 PM
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#9586
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How to take a picture
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: hiding
Posts: 2,396
Current Game: DYING
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^ A giant boat in the sky?
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Originally Posted by Alkonium
^Guns are too quick.
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05-12-2009, 09:42 PM
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#9587
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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05-13-2009, 12:14 AM
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#9588
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Inspires full attention status. B/C the customer sucks.
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Originally Posted by Totenkopf
^eats the cleaned up monkey crap between meals at his home beneath the rails.
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......That's what you think. 
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Originally Posted by TriggerGod
^Eats the leftovers in his corporate office.
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Which came from burger world. Hmm, and those are ALL the "mystery ingredient meat" burgers... I wonder... aside the factory slaughterhouse junk on the floor what that other ingredient is?
I wonder who it was I sold all that monkey crap to...oh, wait. ... 
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-13-2009, 12:36 AM
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#9589
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^tried to stick his head up his @ss.
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I wonder who it was I sold all that monkey crap to...oh, wait. ...
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How shameless....selling al that stuff to your own mother, and on Mother's Day of all days. Shame, sir, shame!! 
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-13-2009, 02:08 AM
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#9590
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Almost let a chance with Jen Anniston slip away.
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How shameless....selling al that stuff to your own mother, and on Mother's Day of all days. Shame, sir, shame!!
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Yeah, my mama alright...my sugar mama ex girlfriend!
Ohh. Wait for it....
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-13-2009, 08:37 AM
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#9591
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^I don't think that's what they mean by wrong side of the tracks.
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05-13-2009, 03:55 PM
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#9592
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^Would probably get hit on by those fat construction workers in Vice City.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-16-2009, 04:22 AM
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#9593
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^enjoys being teabagged (probably why his "sugar mama" ex is his ex)
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-16-2009, 01:15 PM
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#9594
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Uncreative User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Posts: 3,812
Current Game: Dishonored
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^ Stuffy, and that's all I can say other than not watching this. haha, lawl^2, *laughs*
Inspiration 
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05-17-2009, 01:06 AM
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#9595
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Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Not there yet.
Posts: 879
Current Game: Beneath A Steel Sky
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^ Diggin' the groovy and fashionable
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05-17-2009, 07:19 PM
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#9596
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How to take a picture
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: hiding
Posts: 2,396
Current Game: DYING
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^ digging being an assassin.
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05-17-2009, 07:25 PM
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#9597
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^Likes digital abstract art.
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05-18-2009, 12:21 AM
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#9598
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Sig does not offend me.
(...Though I wonder if I still qualify as a moronic customer.  )
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Originally Posted by Totenkopf
^enjoys being teabagged (probably why his "sugar mama" ex is his ex)
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You and mr freckel pouch would know that, wondn't you?
FYI: I like everything about teabags. Green tea, jasmine tea, Gen Mai, and who doesn't love YAMAMOTO YAMA brand orange pekoe? ...oh wait my ex sugar mama lady 'cuz soda is all she drank.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Last edited by Darth Avlectus; 05-18-2009 at 06:18 PM.
Reason: spelling
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05-18-2009, 06:04 PM
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#9599
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How to take a picture
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: hiding
Posts: 2,396
Current Game: DYING
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^ Your funny. Funny looking.
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05-18-2009, 06:19 PM
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#9600
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^Grammar is your best friend.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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