Get miles of super strong navy rope to bind her (she is a 25ft tall 10 ton dragon), and buy a jackhammer with a blunted end. Apply, and run far away.
WWYDI McVicar hired you to teach at his school?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.