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05-22-2007, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray Jones
Haha, Jae, leather, how excellent. Plan Tango? Hm. Okay. So far Plan Tango involves a err shave and some body paint. The thing is I'm not really sure why Gary would lose his house. I'm working on it though. Maybe 'coz he's dancing around with Spongebob and Patrick to much.
Will Gary find his beloved home to find shelter in a stormy night?
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I'm sure after the, eh, shave and painting of cherry-flavored henna, shelter will no longer be an issue.
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05-23-2007, 01:39 AM
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#42
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Pasta Master
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Why is my post gone? Why can't I post incendiary responses?
That's stupid, I want to know who is against us raging against the eternal E-penis. This isn't this weird 3d lady's place to just come in and tell us what to do. It's just not polite.
And all rude business aside, JOE ANASISFSDF, I don't see why you must get some kind of taste of this forum and then start the policing...
I don't think I ever change my avatar, by the way.
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05-23-2007, 01:56 AM
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I never Kipled
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ATTA BOY.
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05-23-2007, 08:14 AM
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Eh, Sean, relax. We guys are jerks, and you know it. Else you would still be a moderator of this place. Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone. From that point of view, Jae and I are sisters. From another point of view, Jae is married and has a very, very, very potent and strong husband, with big and powerful guns. Just in case you don't mind, think about it for a second: a girl, in here, unsolicited. Huh?!
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I'm sure after the, eh, shave and painting of cherry-flavored henna, shelter will no longer be an issue.
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Excellent, now combine with Plan E (my one, not to be confused with the original one), at violin - Plan E-Tango.
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05-23-2007, 09:08 AM
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Of course were jerks. Thats why this forum has had pretty much the same like 10 or less regular posters since i signed up in 2001.
And I wouldnt have it any other way.
Bitches.
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05-23-2007, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil
I don't see why you must get some kind of taste of this forum
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Actually I've lurked from time to time (as I do on nearly all the forums) and realized y'all are
a. very warped just like my college friends who could make 'shoelace' into something gawdawfully and hilariously filthy
b. freakin' crazy at times
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c. a whole lot of fun. 
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05-23-2007, 10:44 AM
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Indeed, the Cockring! thread was a reinvention of joy.
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05-23-2007, 12:18 PM
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Originally Posted by Ray Jones
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Originally Posted by Ray Jones
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Originally Posted by Ray Jones
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
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05-23-2007, 02:25 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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What the typical two and a half year old kid has on his hands.
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05-23-2007, 03:39 PM
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I never Kipled
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Why I'm not allowed to babysit Rays kid anymore.
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05-23-2007, 07:33 PM
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Definately, Maybe
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Please tell me frosting was the culprit...
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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05-23-2007, 07:41 PM
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No, I kinda let it play in a bucket of roofing tar.
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05-24-2007, 08:21 AM
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I agree with the OP.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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05-24-2007, 08:58 AM
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Roofing tar is water compared to sticky hands of small children.
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05-24-2007, 02:46 PM
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Ray did you forget to wash them?
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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05-24-2007, 05:07 PM
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There is no point in doing so. THEY JUST DONT STAY CLEAN!!!
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AAAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAAAaaaAAAaAAAaaaAaaah.. Venice!!!!
*runs off*
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05-24-2007, 07:37 PM
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Put them in a bubble. Like John Travolta.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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07-30-2007, 04:55 PM
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What's a cockring?
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07-31-2007, 02:56 AM
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It is a device used to restrain roosters, of course. Roosters are in general violent so they have to be stopped from perpetrating their anger on innocent people. There is no other definition of this word on the internets, especially not on urbandictionary.com, so don't even think to look there or be suspicious of my generously provided definition because I AM VERY IRASCIBLE IF SOMEONE DISSES MY WORDS.
Don't diss the words.
!!!
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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07-31-2007, 03:03 AM
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Goddamn you I wanted to go to sleep. Maybe I will anyway.
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07-31-2007, 03:16 AM
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You know you want to.
</aMbIgUoUs sEnTeNcE!>
Look I made the text all funky.
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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07-31-2007, 05:37 AM
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Goddamn you I wanted to go to sleep. Maybe I will anyway.
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Could you sleep with this on your wall, Eric?
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07-31-2007, 04:29 PM
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No, I think I'd need a Rescue Rangers chandelier to tie the rope to, and a Rescue Rangers chair to kick out from underneath myself.
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08-01-2007, 12:19 PM
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Not Ichi the Killer
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Dammit Eric, I told you no more autoerotic asphyxiation jokes related to Rescue Rangers!
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12-09-2008, 09:58 PM
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No, I think I'd need a Rescue Rangers chandelier to tie the rope to, and a Rescue Rangers chair to kick out from underneath myself.
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Hmmm..... This is kinda funny. I don't remember posting it. |
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08-11-2009, 12:01 PM
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Nah, read some Hubbard.
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yes, all his works are awesome - read and you will not regret! 
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08-12-2009, 12:24 AM
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I never Kipled
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Dammit Eric, I told you no more autoerotic asphyxiation jokes related to Rescue Rangers!
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What about related to David Carradine?
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08-13-2009, 11:24 AM
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Try Dianetics, it's mindbending!
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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08-13-2009, 12:51 PM
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I never Kipled
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IT'LL ASSRAPE YOUR BRAIN!
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