Sir/Madame,
A penultimate affair has been clear, as per this episode. It has become abundantly made clear that a minority has been persecuted, as per this episode has revealed it. The controversy in-question concerns the position of PC gamers, which has been portrayed, as per this episode, as lurking curmudgeons with the personality of a remora. I, part of the minority in-question, have taken offense by this most heinous commentary, as it directly targets a minority group, with direct intent on outright genocide. As per these current events, I can only declare that it is paramount that we, the PC gamer proletariat, unite and remain strong against our eunuch-machine suppressors. We shall, as we have done before, take the day from our adversaries.
STAY STRONG, COMRADE!
Addendum: I foresee a future where the studio formerly known as BioWare has been liquidated, with all of its employees being transferred to the intellectual design consortium known as Obsidian Entertainment. Obsidian, which we all know of as the brainchild behind such works as KotOr II, NWN II, and its magnum opus, Alpha Protocol, which brought it into unanimous fame and recognition. BioWare, which crafted a similar title known as "Mass Effect" featured similar gameplay as to Alpha Protocol, yet has been regarded as ultimately primitive and inferior to its spiritual predecessor.