Whose hotter? SJP or RZ?

Darca Lar · 12-26-2009, 09:56 PM

I'm having an argument with my drummer and he's being a child and will not let it go so I told him I would put up a poll to settle it. Whose hotter: Sarah Jessica Parker or Renee Zellweger?

http://images.google.com/url?source=...g624KpQpbHSiXA

http://images.google.com/url?source=...KhgjYAKP5GxUiA

***Lynk Former*** · 12-26-2009, 11:32 PM

Yoda

*El Sitherino* · 12-26-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynk Former

Yoda

I agree.

adamqd · 12-27-2009, 08:58 AM

well, the photos you linked to are strange, because SJP Usually looks haggard/been around the block one to many times, and RZ usually looks ok, but Yoda could be on the Cards with these two.

Miltiades · 12-27-2009, 02:39 PM

The wrinkled little green man is irresistible.

Darth Eclipse · 01-03-2010, 04:14 PM

Yoda = Pure Hotness

Simple as that.

logan23 · 01-03-2010, 07:20 PM

Since I love bikini midgets = Yoda J/K

On topic: Basically comes down to if your a boobs guy.

Boob guy = Jessica Paker

Legs guy = Renee

Gurges-Ahter · 02-02-2010, 04:42 PM

Hilarious. They both might qualify as the bottom 2 in celebrity attractiveness. Based on the pictures you posted, SJP looks better, but in general I'd give the nod to RZ. I mean Yoda.

Darth Avlectus · 02-07-2010, 01:28 AM

Let's see...you have a couple of women who portray themselves as shameless sexplorationists.

One has a penguin beak nose in her own series about her and her girlfriends who like getting their kicks. And essentially just played a sex neutral role in other movies and shows and apparently wants to keep them that way.

The other one was disgustingly thin (until recently I guess) to a point that I guess only gay guys actually thought she was attractive (Not my statement, take it up with Denis Leary). She had a few highly risque scenes in a few movies. She's of nordic descent, I thought she was of Jewish descent.

Neither one of them catch my attention much...I'ma hafta go with Yoda on this one.

Darca Lar · 02-23-2010, 10:27 PM

Yoda? That's....gross. Not really into short green aliens. I'd take either compared to 900 yr. old Yoda.

Darth Avlectus · 03-04-2010, 03:46 PM

^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you.

Gurges-Ahter · 03-04-2010, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Darca Lar

Yoda? That's....gross. Not really into short green aliens. I'd take either compared to 900 yr. old Yoda.

I'd say SJP and RZ are closer to the Ep. I Yoda (pre-CGI) that looked more like a used catcher's mitt. If the Yoda in your poll is Ep. I Yoda, it's a tie. If it's Yoda from any other movie, I'll take Yoda.

***Lynk Former*** · 03-04-2010, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GTA:SWcity

^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you.

Actually that was me

Just to be evil. *runs away*

Darth Avlectus · 03-05-2010, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lynk Former

Actually that was me

Just to be evil. *runs away*

Ah. So that's how you got your mojo.

Totenkopf · 03-05-2010, 10:33 AM

I going to have to go with Yoda as well.

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Originally Posted by GA

Hilarious. They both might qualify as the bottom 2 in celebrity attractiveness. Based on the pictures you posted, SJP looks better, but in general I'd give the nod to RZ. I mean Yoda.

Darca Lar · 03-19-2010, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GTA:SWcity

^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you.

Actually I didn't. It was added by someone else.

Darth Avlectus · 03-19-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Darca Lar

Actually I didn't. It was added by someone else.

Yup, everything about that is explained in post #13, but it's still your poll and it looks like I'm not the only one who chose Yoda either, so.....

Liverandbacon · 03-19-2010, 07:12 PM

I don't think either of the women you posted are especially attractive. Yoda's hotness is unstoppable anyway. Proof follows:

1. Many people think that in men, Power=Attractiveness, or at least increases it greatly.

2. Yoda has a ton of power.

3. Therefore, Yoda is absurdly hot.

Darca Lar · 03-22-2010, 05:42 PM

.....anyway...I know they aren't especially hot, that was the point of the poll. Which one is hotter than the other? Kind of like a "Would you rather?" type of question.

Darth Avlectus · 03-23-2010, 07:45 PM

Gimmie Stacy Keibler and we have a deal.

'Nuff said.

Fredi · 03-24-2010, 12:07 AM

Sorry but both are ugly for me