HEAR YE HEAR YE

[Litofsky]

Hear ye, hear ye! all faithful members of Razputin's Domain!

The SSPP, headed by His Holiness Darathy, wishes to gain your most valuable votes for President of Ahto! With the SSPP in power (here are more details on our most experienced positions), we shall achieve a state of Progress never before witnessed in Ahto before! We stand for HOPE, CHANGE, and PROGRESS!




And remember! "A vote for SSPP is a vote for real PROGRESS!"

[Samnmax221]

Whats your position on violent sex acts?

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

bad thread stop it litofsky

[Litofsky]

Originally Posted by Samnmax221

Whats your position on violent sex acts?

Currently unknown, dear Sir. But, I assure you, SSPP is the party for you!

Originally Posted by jmac7142

bad thread stop it litofsky

Oh, jmac, you're just jealous of the Revan-approved endorsement.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

didnt read that ****ty thread

[Sabretooth]

Politics? In my RD?

It's more likely than you think.

[EnderWiggin]

this post gets me into the top 5 pages of posters in front of Das Mole.

oh yes.

_EW_

[Litofsky]

that is unacceptable EW absolutely unacceptable I challenge you to chess

[Darth InSidious]

While playing Civ IV? That's going to be tricky.

[EnderWiggin]

I love chess

_EW_

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by EnderWiggin

I love chess

_EW_

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?

[Litofsky]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

While playing Civ IV? That's going to be tricky.

Oh, Darathy, Darathy!

Originally Posted by EnderWiggin

I love chess

_EW_

The challenge is on, then!

[Darth InSidious]

Check your PMs, Litof! >:|

[Sabretooth]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?

Only the most kickass utility to have ever existed:

[Darth InSidious]

To Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Glorioufly Reigning fendeth greetings in our Lady Stoffe Thrice-Wise.

[Sabretooth]

To His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio, The citizens and peafants of my jurifdictions fend their fincereft greetings, by Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto.

[Darth InSidious]

To Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Gloriously Reigning, and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio in yond Empire of Crocodilopolis fendeth thanks for the fincere greetings of said most efteemed personage, and fends a gift of tennis balls to him.

[Sabretooth]

To His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Gloriously Reigning, and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio in yond Empire of Crocodilopolis, Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto fends the tennis ball back into thine court.

[Darth InSidious]

To Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Gloriously Reigning, and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio in yond Empire of Crocodilopolis declareth "deuce".

[Smon]

Knock this crap off guys.

[Sabretooth]