I'm so glad this is back. I can finally insert the SBM quotes I've been dying to tell.
Vernon-If I could only have one food for the rest of my life, that's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored pez, no doubt about it.
Raz-He wants you to go over there so he can beat the p*ss out of you and then take you to the cops!
Oleander-You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting.
Elton-Sure. You only outweigh him by 500 pounds, Fatass!
Nils-Look, you guys can go around if you want to. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy-asses halfway across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.
Elton-You use your left hand or your right hand for that?
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."